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Loc de dat cu capu'

Mituri si realitati! Femeile despre... barbati! Barbatii despre... femei!

Re: Loc de dat cu capu'

Postby Dual » Tue Mar 30, 2010 7:10 pm

Deci eu de la masina i-am scos aproape jupuiti in varf, ramasesera gri, am incercat sa-i repar cu crema alba, cea la tub e prea subtire, cea la cutiuta cu burete in varf e mai vascoasa si acopera doar pana la urmatorul spalat, deci... nu se merita
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Re: Loc de dat cu capu'

Postby bucurroxana » Tue Mar 30, 2010 7:12 pm

eu mereu spal adidasii la amsina dar.. secretule sa ii infasori in ceva un prosop eventual astfel incat sa nu se frece de peretii masinii

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Re: Loc de dat cu capu'

Postby Dual » Tue Mar 30, 2010 7:20 pm

Ai dreptate! Am aflat si eu dupa ce i-am stricat pe aia, eu am doua sacose de panza in care ii bag
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Re: Loc de dat cu capu'

Postby Dual » Wed Mar 31, 2010 6:41 pm

Azi am asteptat plina de entuziasm sa sune barbatu' sa ma laud, sa-i povestesc cum si ce fel a fost, inclusiv ca era unul sa ma faca terci la sensul giratoriu de la intrarea in oras si cum am evitat si cata dreptate si prioritate aveam. Buuuun! Si suna! Eu, euforica povestesc, gesticulez, ma entuziasmez inca o data, ii spun ca am verificat si presiunea la roti, ca am luat rovigneta, ca i-am luat pe toti de la casele lor si i-am si adus inapoi! El asculta, asculta ma intreaba cu cat am mers, il anunt ca am indraznit chiar cu 90, adica am avut curaj s-o bag si pe-a cincea, ma anunta ca stia el ca-s o vitezista de cand aveam Oltcit-ul, sustine ca am atins si 100 cu el, eu nu mai tin minte, dar cred ca el a fost socat, saracul de n-a uitat [bigsmile] Ma intreba daca m-a batut tac-su la cap, ii zic ca nu si nu stiu daca din cauza perfectiunii cu care am condus [bigsmile] sau nu a vrut sa-mi distraga atentia? Zice: daca tata n-a comentat inseamna ca ai mers bine, dupa calculele mele azi ai mers in jur de 100 de km, asta inseamna ca poti sa vii sa ma iei de la aeroport! Eu??? [capzid] [capzid] [capzid] Asa ca pana la finalul discutiei am jucat un soi de: ba da, ba nu! Nu cred ca pot chiar pana acolo! [capzid]
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Re: Loc de dat cu capu'

Postby mischaela » Wed Mar 31, 2010 6:43 pm

pai sa mai zici ca nu are barbatul incredere in tine ... [Ma tavalesc de ras]
na ... acum pe unde mai scoti camasa ...???
drumul pe care l-ai facut pe ce zona a fost?
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Re: Loc de dat cu capu'

Postby bella84 » Wed Mar 31, 2010 6:44 pm

Ba io cred ca poti,pe cuvantul meu chiar cred ca poti [dansez]


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Re: Loc de dat cu capu'

Postby Dual » Wed Mar 31, 2010 6:48 pm

Pe linia Tecuciului, pana la Tudor! Da, cateodata chiar ii reprosez ca are prea multa incredere! Camasa o scot ori pe cap ori deschei nasturii, [Ma tavalesc de ras] dar drumul nu am incredere ca pot sa-l fac!
Belluto daca mai batai din cund te iau mine, sa vad eu daca-ti mai vine sa dansezi! [ Rad cu gura pana la urechi]
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Re: Loc de dat cu capu'

Postby mischaela » Wed Mar 31, 2010 6:48 pm

m-am enervat azi la gradi ... i-am zis unei mamici ca ral nu doarme la pranz ... si vaiiiiiiiiiii da' cum s epoate ...
pai se culca cu gainile ... cand e intuneric o intinde in cuibar ... vaaaaaaaaaaiiii ...
da' de al ei ca 4 ore nu face pipi la gradi deloc ... nu-i rau ... [furios]
complicate
tare complicate ...
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Re: Loc de dat cu capu'

Postby mischaela » Wed Mar 31, 2010 6:50 pm

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Re: Loc de dat cu capu'

Postby Dual » Wed Mar 31, 2010 6:51 pm

Copii si copii! Radu a dormit la pranz pana a inceput clasa a V-a si nu-i mai permitea programul si acum doarme de multe ori, pe cand cel mic... ca Ralu! Sau invers: ea ca el? [wink]
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