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Nu e usor sa fii parinte... nici bebelus! Dorinta de a da viata si miracolul nasterii!
Dieta. Bebelusul tau vrea sa-i vorbesti. El intelege tot ce ii spui.

Postby azura » Wed Mar 15, 2006 2:12 pm

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Postby diana123 » Wed Mar 15, 2006 11:22 pm

hai sa va mai spun o poanta buna!!

Pretul creierului

In spital se afla un pacient grav bolnav. Rudele se adunasera in sala de asteptari, iar, in final, intra un medic obosit si abatut. "Imi pare rau ca trebuie sa va dau o veste proasta," spuse privind fetele ingrijorate "singura speranta pt. ruda d-voastra este transplantul de creier. Este inca experimental, riscant si din punct de vedere economic intru totul pe seama d-voastra." Rudele ramasesera asezate, ascultand vestile proaste. In sfarsit, unul intreba: "Ca sa stim, cat costa un transplant de creier?" "Depinde," raspunse medicul "5.000 euro e creierul de barbat, 200 euro cel de femeie." Se lasa o lunga perioada de liniste, timp in care barbatii din sala incercau sa nu rada si evitau privirile femeilor, chiar daca unii zambeau. In final, curiozitatea il impinse pe unul sa intrebe: "Dle. doctor, de ce aceasta diferenta de pret?" Medicul zambi la aceasta intrebare atat de inocenta si raspunse: "Cele femeiesti costa mai putin pt. ca sunt singurele creiere folosite, celelalte sunt ca noi."
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Postby larisa29 » Wed Mar 15, 2006 11:30 pm

[Ma tavalesc de ras] [Ma tavalesc de ras] [Ma tavalesc de ras]
"Soarele e unul, mama una este..."
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Postby Brunhilda » Thu Mar 16, 2006 10:39 am

mda...
in fine.. io am alta parere despre femei dar n-o zic ca-mi sariti in cap! [:D]
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Postby mihacost » Thu Mar 16, 2006 10:59 am

Diana [cool] [cool] [cool] M-am distrat de dimineata, ca nu prea am dormit din cauza de dinti [bebe] si eram tare nervoasa. Te pup.
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Postby alex7 » Thu Mar 16, 2006 11:26 am

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Postby larisa29 » Thu Mar 16, 2006 11:34 am

Uite, un banc cu Bula....

Bula pleaca in Africa unde mostenise o plantatie de
bananieri.Dupa un
timp Bula se insoara cu o negresa.In noaptea nuntii Bula se urca pe
negresa
si incepe sa consume actul casatoriei dar negresa nu scoate nici un
zgomot
si
ramane calma. Bula ingrijorat merge la un medic si ii explica ce s-a
intamplat.
M:-O fi din cauza caldurii mari.
B:-Si ce pot sa fac?
M:-Pune un negru de pe plantatie sa faca vant cu o frunza de
bananier
in timp ce faceti dragoste.
Bula fuge repede acasa ,cheama un negru cu o frunza de
bananier,intra
in dormitor si incepe sa faca dragoste cu negresa.Negresa ramane la fel
ca
si
noaptea trecuta.Bula nervos sare din pat si il pune pe negru sa faca
dragoste iar Bula face vant.
Negresa in extaz.
B:-Ai vazut cum se face vant ba?
"Soarele e unul, mama una este..."
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Postby larisa29 » Thu Mar 16, 2006 11:35 am

"Soarele e unul, mama una este..."
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Postby alex7 » Thu Mar 16, 2006 11:45 am

http://www.danicico.rdsor.ro/babies.html
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Postby patrib » Thu Mar 16, 2006 11:49 am

Alex7 este super super. Al meu [bebe] dansa si radea si el [cool] [cool]
http://www.onetruemedia.com/shared?p=1856037a2ac3a9ee75e827&skin_id=0&utm_source=otm&utm_medium=text_url
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