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la volan

Mituri si realitati! Femeile despre... barbati! Barbatii despre... femei!

Postby aceeasi_eu » Wed Jan 18, 2006 11:44 pm

Da...am si faze cu telefonul...
Eram tot peste Dunare,depindeam de bac,ora fixa si tb sa ajung la serv,tura de noapte...
Nu mai aveam min pe cartela doar BP-uri...
Doinita ma lasa in drum...ce mai are?
BIP la sot-asteptare...
Cred ca s-a infundat ,,jiglonul,,
Ce-i ala?
DISPERARE!!
Vezi ca este un furtun...desprinde-lsi apasa pe........S-A DUS ACUMULATORUL!!!!!!!!!! [cool]
Ce fac frate?
In drum noaptea!Clar intarziam la serviciu....stiam al meu sot va suna si va anunta dar eu,CE FAC? [cfev]
Am pierdut ,evident ,bacul ,dar nu mai trecea nici o masina!
Mi-au dat lacrimile si ma uitam printre firele alea incurcate,suruburi...butoane...
Colac peste pupaza ,mai incepe si o ploaie din senin!
S-a dus cu privitul meu...
ASteptam...LUNGA ASTEPTARE!!!!!!
Infinal ,o dacioara amarata ca a mea veni si domnul, cum cunostea ...aceste sofisticate...masinute mi-a rezolvat problema si m-a insotit pina la bac! [cfev] [cool]
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Postby aceeasi_eu » Wed Jan 18, 2006 11:53 pm

Cami,pina acum pe asta cu roata n-am facut-o!
BRAVO! [noroc]
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Postby aceeasi_eu » Thu Jan 19, 2006 12:04 am

Alta faza...
Cu viteza... [motor] sa prind bacul,normal ai mei copii in masina! [:D]
Intru si parchez cu tupeu in asa fel sa pot iesi prima de pe bac [:D] (am invatat-o pe asta de la al meu om-d-ale barbatilor! [:D] )
O alta masina linga mine...ma privesc ciudat...
Isi zic,,ce tupeu si e femeie...,,cred!
BUCURIE-ne apropiem de mal!
Dau cheie-NIMIC!
Zimbete,alaturi [:D] ,susoteli! [dead]
Organizez trupa-unul face asta -celalt cealalta!Eu- [:D] faza cu surubelnita!
Ridic capota_ma priveau cu neincredere... [:D]
Vir,vir....a luat-o!Uitasem,fata tb sa apese usor si acceleratia sa tureze motorul...dar aveau instructajul facut de tati... [:o)]
Intru in masina si ii privesc pe acei domni amuzati ptr ale da o replica [dead] ,dar SURPRIZA!!!!!!
,,Doamna,va admiram,mai rar o FEMEIE ca dumneavoastra!,, [dead]
MDA...FEMEIE...dar asta e-nu ma pasioneaza impletitura de mate de sub capota,dar o fac de nevoie! [cfev]
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Postby Cami-N » Thu Jan 19, 2006 3:55 pm

Bravo Liliat! Daca ai reusit sa smulgi un compliment de la niste barbati,tot e ceva! Ei au tot timpul o parere proasta despre soferite,deci... [bis] pentru tine!!!!
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Postby popica70 » Sat Jan 21, 2006 4:25 pm

Lasati fetelor ca sunt destui barbati care ar trebui trimisi la "cratita" [noroc]

faza cu surubelnita poate fi evitata daca se da jos electromotorul si se curata! [:D]
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Postby framboise » Sat Jan 21, 2006 5:44 pm

Dar cheile in contact le-ati uitat vreodata, si masina cu toate usile blocate si geamurile inchise si starterul de la distanta pe brelocul de la cheile din contact? [cfev] [cfev]
Have you ever wondered which hurts the most: saying something and wishing you had not, or saying nothing, and wishing you had?

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Postby aceeasi_eu » Sun Jan 22, 2006 8:06 pm

Multumesc,POpica! [noroc]
Intr-un final ,a facut-o si pe asta! [cool] Am scapat de surubelnita...
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Postby aceeasi_eu » Sun Jan 22, 2006 8:08 pm

Si ce-ai facut,Framboise?
Ai lasat-o in drum?
Chiar,in drum le-ati lasat vreodata?
Eu am facut-o si pe asta! [cool]
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Postby popica70 » Sun Jan 22, 2006 8:43 pm

Cu placere Liliat! Mai astept intrebari la care te pot ajuta!
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Postby Katerina » Sun Jan 22, 2006 10:15 pm

Sunteti tari! Eu sunt boboc in ale soferiei!
Am luat carnetul in septembrie, din noiembrie am si masina mult visata. Credeam ca ce a fost mai greu a trecut (ma refer la examenul cu dl politai). Bine ar fi fost sa fie asa!
Am avut proasta inspiratie de a ruga pe cineva sa mearga in dreapta mea. In prima zi m-a spurcat cu tot ce-i venea la gura! Am urcat in casa intrebindu-ma: Oare eu am facut scoala de soferi?
Si a doua zi a venit: mai rau! Deja mi-era o frica cumplita sa mai pun cheia in contact. O sa rideti daca va spun? Daca as fi luat capul si l-as fi pus alaturi nu as fi simtit ca-mi lipseste. Omul, dupa ce m-a vazut cu moralul la pamint, m-a lasat in pace!
In doua luni de cind am masina am condus de 10 ori. Nu mai am curajul sa scot masina din parcare! Ma uit frumos la ea, o mai sterg de zapada, mai incalzesc odata pe saptamina motorul si astept sa fac ceva banuti sa mai iau citeva lectii cu un instructor (ma gindesc ca oamenii astia au mai multa rabdare).
La voi a fost tot asa de greu?
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