[phpBB Debug] PHP Warning: in file [ROOT]/includes/bbcode.php on line 483: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is no longer supported, use preg_replace_callback instead
[phpBB Debug] PHP Warning: in file [ROOT]/includes/bbcode.php on line 483: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is no longer supported, use preg_replace_callback instead
[phpBB Debug] PHP Warning: in file [ROOT]/includes/bbcode.php on line 483: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is no longer supported, use preg_replace_callback instead
[phpBB Debug] PHP Warning: in file [ROOT]/includes/bbcode.php on line 483: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is no longer supported, use preg_replace_callback instead
[phpBB Debug] PHP Warning: in file [ROOT]/includes/bbcode.php on line 483: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is no longer supported, use preg_replace_callback instead
[phpBB Debug] PHP Warning: in file [ROOT]/includes/bbcode.php on line 483: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is no longer supported, use preg_replace_callback instead
[phpBB Debug] PHP Warning: in file [ROOT]/includes/bbcode.php on line 483: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is no longer supported, use preg_replace_callback instead
[phpBB Debug] PHP Warning: in file [ROOT]/includes/bbcode.php on line 483: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is no longer supported, use preg_replace_callback instead
[phpBB Debug] PHP Warning: in file [ROOT]/includes/bbcode.php on line 483: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is no longer supported, use preg_replace_callback instead
[phpBB Debug] PHP Warning: in file [ROOT]/includes/bbcode.php on line 483: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is no longer supported, use preg_replace_callback instead
[phpBB Debug] PHP Warning: in file [ROOT]/includes/bbcode.php on line 483: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is no longer supported, use preg_replace_callback instead
[phpBB Debug] PHP Warning: in file [ROOT]/includes/bbcode.php on line 483: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is no longer supported, use preg_replace_callback instead
[phpBB Debug] PHP Warning: in file [ROOT]/includes/bbcode.php on line 483: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is no longer supported, use preg_replace_callback instead
[phpBB Debug] PHP Warning: in file [ROOT]/includes/bbcode.php on line 483: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is no longer supported, use preg_replace_callback instead
[phpBB Debug] PHP Warning: in file [ROOT]/includes/bbcode.php on line 483: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is no longer supported, use preg_replace_callback instead
[phpBB Debug] PHP Warning: in file [ROOT]/includes/bbcode.php on line 483: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is no longer supported, use preg_replace_callback instead
[phpBB Debug] PHP Warning: in file [ROOT]/includes/bbcode.php on line 483: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is no longer supported, use preg_replace_callback instead
[phpBB Debug] PHP Warning: in file [ROOT]/includes/bbcode.php on line 483: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is no longer supported, use preg_replace_callback instead
[phpBB Debug] PHP Warning: in file [ROOT]/includes/bbcode.php on line 483: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is no longer supported, use preg_replace_callback instead
[phpBB Debug] PHP Warning: in file [ROOT]/includes/bbcode.php on line 483: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is no longer supported, use preg_replace_callback instead
[phpBB Debug] PHP Warning: in file [ROOT]/includes/bbcode.php on line 483: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is no longer supported, use preg_replace_callback instead
[phpBB Debug] PHP Warning: in file [ROOT]/includes/bbcode.php on line 483: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is no longer supported, use preg_replace_callback instead
[phpBB Debug] PHP Warning: in file [ROOT]/includes/bbcode.php on line 483: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is no longer supported, use preg_replace_callback instead
[phpBB Debug] PHP Warning: in file [ROOT]/includes/bbcode.php on line 483: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is no longer supported, use preg_replace_callback instead
[phpBB Debug] PHP Warning: in file [ROOT]/includes/bbcode.php on line 483: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is no longer supported, use preg_replace_callback instead
[phpBB Debug] PHP Warning: in file [ROOT]/includes/bbcode.php on line 483: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is no longer supported, use preg_replace_callback instead
[phpBB Debug] PHP Warning: in file [ROOT]/includes/bbcode.php on line 112: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is no longer supported, use preg_replace_callback instead
[phpBB Debug] PHP Warning: in file [ROOT]/includes/functions.php on line 4752: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at [ROOT]/includes/functions.php:3887)
[phpBB Debug] PHP Warning: in file [ROOT]/includes/functions.php on line 4754: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at [ROOT]/includes/functions.php:3887)
[phpBB Debug] PHP Warning: in file [ROOT]/includes/functions.php on line 4755: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at [ROOT]/includes/functions.php:3887)
[phpBB Debug] PHP Warning: in file [ROOT]/includes/functions.php on line 4756: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at [ROOT]/includes/functions.php:3887)
Forum CopilulMeu • View topic - Enigme,ghicitori,intrebari.

Enigme,ghicitori,intrebari.

Terapia prin ras- leac redutabil impotriva depresiei, grijilor si tensiunilor de orice fel.

Postby Cami-N » Wed Nov 30, 2005 4:51 pm

Da! Era simpla dar mi s-a parut haioasa! [:D]
Image
User avatar
Cami-N
Membru de Onoare
Membru de Onoare
 
Posts: 6953
Joined: Fri May 20, 2005 10:04 am

Postby alovel » Fri Dec 02, 2005 1:10 pm

Ziceti voi, va rog!
Image

User avatar
alovel
Maestru
Maestru
 
Posts: 3520
Joined: Mon Jun 21, 2004 11:14 am

Postby bubutza » Sat Dec 03, 2005 11:06 am

1.exista 5 case fiecare de alta culoare.
2.in fiecare casa locuieste o singura persoana.
3.fiecarui locatar ii place o anumita bautura ,fumeaza un anumit tip de tigari si detine un anumit animal.
4.nici una din cele 5 persoane nu bea aceeasi bautura ,nu fumeaza aceeasi marca de tigari si nu detine acelasi animal de casa.

Se dau urmatoarele:
a.britanicul locuieste in casa rosie.
b.suedezul are un caine.
c.danezul bea cu placere ceai.
d.casa verde se afla in stanga casei albe.
e.locatarul casei verzi bea cafea.
f.persoana care fumeaza Pall Mall are pasare.
g.locatarul casei din mijloc bea lapte.
h.locatarul casei galbene fumeaza Dunhill.
i.norvegianul locuieste in prima casa.
j.fumatorul de marlboro locuieste langa cel care are o pisica.
k.locatarul care are un cal locuieste langa cel ce fumeaza Dunhill.
l.fumatorul de Winfield bea bere.
m.norvegianul locuieste langa casa albastra.
n.germanul fumeaza Rothmans.
o.fumatorul de Marlboro are un vecin care bea apa.

Cine are acvariul cu pesti?
Image

"Sometimes the hardest thing and the right thing ,are the same"
User avatar
bubutza
Maestru
Maestru
 
Posts: 2463
Joined: Fri Jun 03, 2005 7:34 pm

Postby Dana103 » Sat Dec 03, 2005 6:30 pm

Germanul?
Dana103
Maestru
Maestru
 
Posts: 1845
Joined: Tue Feb 08, 2005 1:13 am

Postby bubutza » Sun Dec 04, 2005 11:10 am

da. [bis]
Image

"Sometimes the hardest thing and the right thing ,are the same"
User avatar
bubutza
Maestru
Maestru
 
Posts: 2463
Joined: Fri Jun 03, 2005 7:34 pm

Postby Dana103 » Sun Dec 04, 2005 11:33 am

Un imparat care se credea cel mai destept din imparatia lui afla ca intr-un satuc uitat de lume exista un mare filozof si mult mai destept decat el, asa ca scorneste un motiv si-l condamna pe filozof la moarte. Ajuns in fata imparatului, acesta il intreaba pe filozof daca vrea sa fie spanzurat sau sa i se taie capul.
-Nici una, nici alta, dar n-am incotro, raspunde filozoful. Dar daca tot e sa mor...indeplineste-mi o ultima dorinta si lasa-ma sa-mi aleg singur moartea.
Imparatul,ca sa dea dovada ca e marinimos, ii spune ca-i va face pe voie.
-Atunci....am sa-ti spun marite imparat o fraza. Daca o consideri adevarata, sa pui sa mi se taie capul. Daca insa e un neadevar, sa fiu spanzurat.
Imparatul se invoieste si filozoful ii spune fraza. Se chinuie imparatul, se gandeste, se cruceste si intr-un final porunceste sa i se dea drumul filozofului sa se intoarca la el in sat. Ce i-a spus filozoful??
Dana103
Maestru
Maestru
 
Posts: 1845
Joined: Tue Feb 08, 2005 1:13 am

Postby Mihaela_Miruna » Sun Dec 04, 2005 11:40 am

Ca ar dori sa moara de batranete?
ImageImage
User avatar
Mihaela_Miruna
Intelept
Intelept
 
Posts: 1492
Joined: Thu Apr 07, 2005 10:39 am

Postby Pitic » Sun Dec 04, 2005 12:12 pm

User avatar
Pitic
Asistent
Asistent
 
Posts: 396
Joined: Thu Sep 09, 2004 10:26 am

Postby Dana103 » Sun Dec 04, 2005 1:02 pm

Da, aceea este cheia Pitic. Dar ce i-a spus?
Dana103
Maestru
Maestru
 
Posts: 1845
Joined: Tue Feb 08, 2005 1:13 am

Postby Cami-N » Sun Dec 04, 2005 10:40 pm

I-o fi spus ceva de genul: Eu sunt mai destept ca imparatul dar daca spun asta imi taie capul?
Image
User avatar
Cami-N
Membru de Onoare
Membru de Onoare
 
Posts: 6953
Joined: Fri May 20, 2005 10:04 am

PreviousNext

Return to Caseta cu bancuri, glume, tepe, farse

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 0 guests

cron