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Enigme,ghicitori,intrebari.

Terapia prin ras- leac redutabil impotriva depresiei, grijilor si tensiunilor de orice fel.

Postby Pitic » Sat Nov 26, 2005 3:43 pm

Aloveeeeeeeel ti-om ura noi in fiecare zi de "ZIUA TA",....daaaa' mai baga si tu o shmecherie haioasa, daaa??? [czid]


just in case, sa nu te ratez: "La multi aaaaaaaani!!!" [noroc]
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Postby Dana103 » Sat Nov 26, 2005 8:19 pm

O sa bage. Luni, cand ajunge la serviciu. Poti fi sigura de asta, ai putintica rabdare. Doar stii ca e parolista!
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Postby Mihaela_Miruna » Sat Nov 26, 2005 8:31 pm

Luniiiii? Alovel dar de ce nu iei netu' acasa de la serv? [:D]
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Postby alovel » Mon Nov 28, 2005 9:25 am

Scuzati intarzierea, nu trebuia sa ma asteptati:


Un baiat era intr-un targ si, la un moment dat vine la el un domn care ii spune: "Ce zici, esti de acord? Daca iti scriu greutatea exacta pe hartie, imi dai 50 de dolari? Daca nu, iti dau eu 50 de dolari!"
Baiatul se uita in jur, vede ca nu era nici un cantar cu care sa-l poata cantari, si isi zice ca, orice ar spune domnul, el va minti si va lua banii. Totusi, a trebuit sa plateasca cei 50 de dolari. Cum a fost posibil acest
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Postby bubutza » Mon Nov 28, 2005 10:57 am

A SCRIS PE BILET GRUTATEA EXACTA.SI BAIATUL A TB. SA PLATEASCA CEI 50 DE DOLARI. [:D]
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"Sometimes the hardest thing and the right thing ,are the same"
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Postby Cami-N » Mon Nov 28, 2005 11:09 am

Era vorba de greutatea omului,nu a baiatului?
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Postby alovel » Mon Nov 28, 2005 11:11 am

da
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Postby Cami-N » Mon Nov 28, 2005 11:15 am

Adica am ghiciit?
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Postby alovel » Mon Nov 28, 2005 11:21 am

NUUUUUUUU !

Era raspunsul "da" pentru ce a scris bubutza. [Ma tavalesc de ras]
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Postby Cami-N » Mon Nov 28, 2005 11:26 am

[oops]
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