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Enigme,ghicitori,intrebari.

Terapia prin ras- leac redutabil impotriva depresiei, grijilor si tensiunilor de orice fel.

Postby Pitic » Thu Nov 24, 2005 7:27 pm

dorinta lui a fost "sa nu moara"?
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Postby Cami-N » Thu Nov 24, 2005 8:22 pm

Si-a dorit sa fie o zi imparat?
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Postby Mihaela_Miruna » Thu Nov 24, 2005 9:56 pm

Scuze, am uitat sa mai adaug un amanunt! Regele i-a cerut sa aleaga metoda prin care ar dori sa moara! [czid] [czid] [czid]
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Postby Dana103 » Fri Nov 25, 2005 11:27 am

Sa moara de batranete dupa ce i-a ras barba regelui in fiecare dimineata (asta asa, sa fie ca in 1001 nopti). [cool]
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Postby Mihaela_Miruna » Fri Nov 25, 2005 12:11 pm

Da, a ales sa moara de batranete!
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Postby Dana103 » Fri Nov 25, 2005 12:47 pm

Un tip e angajat paznic de noapte. E foarte apreciat in munca sa. Dupa vreun an de servicii ireprosabile intr-o zi directorul unitatii trebuie sa plece in delegatie. Paznicul nu-l lasa in ruptul capului, ca a visat el ca avionul se prabuseste. Directorul nu pleaca, avionul cade, directorul e fericit, ii da paznicului o prima grasa si apoi il concediaza. De ce l-a concediat?
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Postby alovel » Fri Nov 25, 2005 1:06 pm

ca dormea in post si visa avioane cazand [:D]
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Postby Dana103 » Fri Nov 25, 2005 1:11 pm

Daaaaa!
Zise sefa din ea [:D]
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Postby oly76 » Fri Nov 25, 2005 1:43 pm

Nu putea dormi si visa in timpul zilei si nu in post?
Intreb si eu nu dau cu parul ca imi place sa citesc da de pana la urma o sa reusesc sa "deslusesc" si eu una.......... [:D]
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Postby Dana103 » Fri Nov 25, 2005 2:00 pm

Ba in post dormise Oly. Asteptam acum sa vedem ce ghicitoare ne da Alovel caci a raspuns bine, caci nu degeaba e sefa.
Evident ca trebuie sa raspunzi. Orice iti trece prin cap. Nimeni nu se supara. Uite pentru tine: [bis]
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