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Educatie sexuala. Despre placere. Sexul si cuplul. Fantezii si jocuri erotice. Disfunctii si remedii.

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Postby litllegolem » Thu Nov 03, 2005 8:55 am

meyy..hombres... suntem o minoritate pe forum [:D]
cam slaba activitatea in ultima vreme :) ...
fetelor... sa ne cerem si noi drepturile ca si minoritate? [zz] [:D]
sa cerem scoala in limba propie? [zz]
nuuuuuuuuuuu... [zz]
o sa cerem sa fim protejati ca si specie pe cale de disparitie [zz]
acum vorbind serios ... stiu ca temperatura mediului ambiant determina sexul la toate speciile ce se inmultesc prin oua...(ovipare?)
senzatia mea este ca si la noii nascuti,tendinta este aparitia pe lume preponderent feminina...
stie cineva statistici in sensul asta?... e adevarat?
fiicamea o sa ramana fara barbat..in ritmul asta [plang] [alc]
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Postby aleks » Thu Nov 03, 2005 10:05 am

> littlegolem

da, man, e cam nasparlie treaba... si mie tocmai mi s-a nascut o fetitza si ma gindesc ca o s-ajungem noi, tatii de fete, sa ne batem parte-n parte cu tatii de baieti (ori chiar intre noi!) pentru "cavalerul sortzii"... [:D]

ar trebui sa luam masuri, dom'le [alc] , ca, bataia mai e cum e, da' daca ajungem la licitatie si nu stiu cit ne-or tine curelele [cfev]

deci, prin urmare, ergo, vra' s
v-am iubit si v-am pupat
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Postby carmenbur » Thu Nov 03, 2005 12:02 pm

Scuze ca ma bag aici in pagina barbatilor, dar eu am 2 baieti, tipele cu care am stat in maternitate in salon aveau numai baieti si acasa si la spital (si la prima nastere si la a doua). Asa ca nu stiu de ce va faceti probleme.
In facultate, ne-a zis profu' de statistica virgula ca se nasc mai multi baieti decat fete, dar nou nascutii baieti sunt mai sensibi si e mai mare mortalitatea in randul lor. De asemenea si speranta de viata a barbatilor (datorita life-ului lor agitat [:D] si riscant) e mai mica.
In final pornim cu mai multi baietei si ajunge la batranete...........cu mai multe babe [:D]
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Postby litllegolem » Thu Nov 03, 2005 12:28 pm

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Postby carmenbur » Thu Nov 03, 2005 12:48 pm

Ai dreptate, chiar traiesc in lumea barbatilor (cu 3 in casa...) asa ca am tot dreptul.
Apropo de statistica..Uitasem..... eu am terminat in1952 facultatea. [:D] Dar pot sa-ti ofer informatie proaspata de pe site-un institutului national de statistica
http://www.insse.ro/anuar_2004/asr2004.htm

Am facut si o captura la tabel, sper sa se vada ceva .............
Iar daca iti mai faci griji pt fiica ta....poate facem un business [:D]


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Postby litllegolem » Thu Nov 03, 2005 1:01 pm

[quote="carmenbur"]Ai dreptate, chiar traiesc in lumea barbatilor (cu 3 in casa...) asa ca am tot dreptul.
Apropo de statistica..Uitasem..... eu am terminat in1952 facultatea. [:D] Dar pot sa-ti ofer informatie proaspata de pe site-un institutului national de statistica
http://www.insse.ro/anuar_2004/asr2004.htm

Am facut si o captura la tabel, sper sa se vada ceva .............
Iar daca iti mai faci griji pt fiica ta....poate facem un business [:D]


hahahaha...:)..daca ai terminat in 1952 facultatea eu nu fac businessuri cu tine :P... copii tai au acum pe la 40-50 de ani..mai adaugam 20..pana termina facultatea fiica-mea...rezulta pensionari ...rusine pentru bunicii care se uita dupa fetite de 20 de ani :P...
dar eu cer zestre de la baieti nu ofer :P...ca e cu adevarat deosebita...:)
fiecare cioara isi vede copilul cel mai destept si frumos din lume :P
asa ca... :))))))
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Postby carmenbur » Thu Nov 03, 2005 2:02 pm

Ce perle de barbati am eu....n-ai vazut asa ceva.........mezinul are si un dinte, deci i se dubleaza valoarea [:D] (zici ca e din fildes [:D] )
Lasa nu mai fa calcule de alea....naspa, hai sa facem intelegerea din timp, ca sa putem strange ceva.
Si de fapt ce zestre va trebuie,? Ma apuc de cursuri "cum sa fii o soacra buna" si dupa aia sa vezi ce soacra/zestre o sa aiba fica-ta [:D] [:D]
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Postby litllegolem » Thu Nov 03, 2005 2:13 pm

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Postby danaG » Thu Nov 03, 2005 2:14 pm

Mai tata de fetita pretentios......vezi ca lasi bunatate de fata fara pretendenti cu calculele tale.... [:D] Nu ai auzit ce zice Carmen ca vrea sa ia cursuri de soacra buna........Eu zic sa te bagi.......ca acusi mai apar si alte pretendente si ramai cu buza umflata [:D] .
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