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Axiome de bebelan...

Copile, ce frumoasa-i lumea din ochii tai! Fiecare mamica intra in "pielea" ta si ne transmite gandurile si trairile tale.

Postby gabi-cta » Mon Jun 27, 2005 9:01 pm

Maaama, futsal! Trebuie sa merg si eu. Unde e galagie eu sunt primul. [coarda]
Dar, David, tu ai trait momente de cosmar cu fra-su lu' mami, care nu si-a luat carnet! Vaaaai, si le-ai "daruit" si ceva de-ale gurii...inseamna ca ierti repede pe pacatosi. Fi tare pe pozitii in continuare, mai, barbate! [noroc]
Te astept cu nerabdare sa ne spui su noua cum intarca MUTU (de la Juventus) iapa. [:D]
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Postby lili_ang » Tue Jul 19, 2005 9:24 am

Amice, pe unde umbli mama? Ti-ai prelungit vacanta? Ca 7 iulie a trecut de mult! Treci la datorie ca ne e dor de tine! [bis]
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Postby nina cosac » Sat Jul 23, 2005 4:45 pm

M-am intors copii ! Ufff, ca tare greu a fost...E, si frumos da'....
Nici nu mai stiu de unde sa incep. Taranoaia, Turnu Magurele, Bucuresti, Antalia si iar Bucuresti. Acu' aud ca mi se pregateste iar O "iesire" la Taranoaia. Mamaie zice ca sa ma tina la aer curat da' de fapt vrea sa scape de gura lu' mami. Nebune, amandoua!
Sa va povestesc cum a fost in Turcia....
Mai intai m-au trezit pe la 5 dimineata...Am crezut ca s-a intamplat ceva, m-am trezit intr-un taxi la mami in brate si am inceput sa fac scandal cand am vazut-o pa sor-mea in alta masina. La aeroport m-am suparat si mai tare. Erau niste carucioare cool rau de tot da' nu ma lasau nebunele astea sa le imping. In avion m-au legat si nu intelegeam de ce nu am voie sa ma plimb unde vreau eu. Ce sa mai intru in detalii...o Cola in poala lu' mamaie si cafeaua pa mine. Doar atat am varsat.
La hotel. Superb. Pentru mine. Crima. Pentru"nebune". Ghiciciti!!!!???
SCARA INTERIOARA!!! De cate ori am urcat-o? Eu n-am numarat da' mamaie seara dormea neintoarsa. De ce oare?! [:D]
Dupa ce am dormit putin am iesit pe-afara. Minune! A doua.
Apa multa in niste cazi mari, mari, topogan in cada...vis, dragii mei!
M-au scos peste vreo 4 ore. Cu forta.
Cine a zis ca "Alcoolul este viata" ?! APA, nenica!
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Postby crialex » Sat Jul 23, 2005 6:18 pm

mai plimbaretule,sa stii ca mi-a fost dor de tine [bis] Bine ca te-ai intors ca eu astept axiomele, doar ti-am mai zis o data ca imi plac de mor [coarda]
pupici tie,surioarei si mamicii tale [cool] [noroc]
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Postby lili_ang » Sat Jul 23, 2005 11:00 pm

Yupiiiii, a venit calaretu'!!!! [:D] Mai frate, dar ce distractie pe tine!! Nebunie curata! Mamaie mai traieste? [:D] Mama, pai io cred ca daca nimeream la cazile alea mari si cu topogan pe deasupra......cred ca acolo dormeam, nimic nu-mi mai trebuia! [:D]
Uite ce-ti dau eu sa vezi ca mi-a fost dor de tine!
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Postby gabi-cta » Mon Jul 25, 2005 1:10 pm

Mamaaa, ce aventuri pe tineeee! [coarda]
Pai a fost super in vacanta din cate imi dau eu seama. Ce [cool] acolo cu apa si joculetele alea! Eu ma balacesc [baie] ca rata in piscina din balcon si putin in marea cea nasparlie, cu alge. Cred ca ai ramas cu un sac de amintiri placute din vacantele astea.
Si vad ca pleci iar [motor] , bravo, dom'le! Tot asa! [noroc]
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Postby viopogaceanu » Fri Aug 12, 2005 12:27 pm

Sal;ut cavalere. La fel si pentru sora ta.
Ce sa va spun din vacanta ?
M-am facut rea si razgaiata, nu mai ascult de asta... adica mama. E super la bunici. Faci chiar ce vrei. Nimeni nu te opreste de la nimica. IUHUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!
Sa vedeti voi cum fuge bunicul la pravalie daca cer ceva... zice ca nu vrea sa ma vada plangand... si plaaaaaaaaaang, ehe, ce stiti voi.
Pe bune. Am probat si merge la fix.
Singura problema este tipa asta cu parul scurt si roscat... cu ea chiar ca nu merge nicicum. Cica ii plac copiii care plang. Nasol.
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Postby nina cosac » Fri Aug 12, 2005 1:11 pm

Salutare! Incearca sa te tavalesti, Anda ! unde vezi noroi sau balta, acolo e cel mai bine. Io am mai mult noroc ca pe mine ma lasa cu mamaie in fiecare zi, asa ca am cui ridica tensiunea!
Bai oameni buni, voi il stiati pe Tarkan?! Io cand ma scol vreau"dudu" si cand ma culc...tot "dudu". Si "extra" de vreo 4 ori pe zi..."dudu"la maxim. La volum ma refer. Norocu' lu' mami e ca noi in bloc avem multi manelisti care fac la fel, asa ca nu pot suna la politie!

Tarkan is the best !
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Postby viopogaceanu » Fri Aug 12, 2005 1:18 pm

Partea cu tavalitu'l, am depasit-o de mult. Eram frumos imbracata si mama m-a tavalit prin balta si noroi si apoi m-a tinut la plimbare cu ea sa ma rada lumea. Nu mi-a placut. Pfui ! Atat am rugat-o sa mergem acasa. Ea nu si nu, cica, ei ii place cand sunt murdara. Asa rusine mi-a fost. M-a vazut si tanti Magda. Nu a ras. A intrebat-o pe mama cine este copilul ala. L-a luat de la gunoi ? Mama a ras si a zis: Vai, nu o mai cunosti pe Anda ? Tare ciudata este mama mea.
Nu ma mai tavalesc si ocolesc noroiul . Sunt fetita mare acuma.
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Postby nina cosac » Fri Aug 12, 2005 1:27 pm

M-a tuns mama....Se vede, nu?! Nu-mi cereti detalii, e prea dureros....
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