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Loc de dat cu capu'

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Re: Loc de dat cu capu'

Postby carstea_diana » Mon Dec 10, 2012 2:08 pm

I-am urat "spor la descarcat ca in stilul asta sigur va ramane cu ea in stoc" [funny] [funny] [funny]
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Re: Loc de dat cu capu'

Postby nicol_s » Mon Jan 14, 2013 5:45 pm

Offf Doamne cum n-au unii ce face si dau telefoane aiurea... [capzid] [capzid] [capzid]

Tocmai l-au bagat in sperieti pe socrul meu ...sa faca omul infarct la varsta venerabila pe care o are, putea sa-i fie fatala vestea primita la tel... [capzid]

Socrul l-a sunat pe soata (de pe tel fix., n-au mobil), iar soata n-a putut sa-i raspunda...intre timp s-au gasit niste nesimtiti sa-l sune pe socru cum ca fiul lui a facut un accident grav...si i-au inchis apoi. [capzid]

M-a sunat socrul pe mine, abia am inteles ce-a vrut sa spuna, plangea saracul... [plang]

Sun si eu pe sot, nici mie nu mi-a raspuns...pai nu va spun ce-mi mai batea inima-n piept... [capzid] [capzid] [capzid]
Intr-un final mi-a raspuns, nu-mi venea sa cred ca este el la telefon, parca nici nu-l mai recunosteam, va dati seama ca si eu m-am speriat...

I-am spus sa sune la tara sa-i linisteasca pe-ai batrani.... [consolare] [consolare] [consolare]

Doamne Fereste!!!
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Re: Loc de dat cu capu'

Postby carstea_diana » Mon Jan 14, 2013 7:45 pm

Oameni cretini...nu ai cum sa ii numesti altfel.
Dar totusi...stiti cine l-a sunat? Colegi sau cine? [furios] [furios]
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Re: Loc de dat cu capu'

Postby nicol_s » Mon Jan 14, 2013 8:01 pm

Nu stim cine si-ar fi permis o asemenea fapta...

Mi-a spus soata acum cand a venit acasa ca el a mai auzit de astfel de nenorociti care isi incearca norocul cu astfel de tentative.
Se spune ca se dau oameni saritori si ca cer bani ca transporta ei accidentatul la spital...sau ca ar fi nu stiu ce doctor ca trebuie sa-i puna repede in cont niste bani sa-l bage imediat in operatie pe accidentat... [oops] [oops] [oops]

Si totusi nu stiu de ce i-au inchis pana la urma telefonul...n-au apucat sa-i ceara bani...

Doamne Fereste de asa ceva... [alcool]

Nu stiu cum l-au nimerit pe sarmanul socru... [capzid]

Coincidenta mai mare a fost ca socru l-a sunat pe sot, iar acesta n-a putut vorbi in momentul respectiv...iar la cateva minute a sunat nenorocitul ala... [capzid]
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Re: Loc de dat cu capu'

Postby carstea_diana » Mon Jan 14, 2013 8:36 pm

Pai de asta te-am intrebat daca stiti CINE a sunat...m-am gandit ca e prea mare coincidenta, ca o fi vazut cineva pe telefonul sotului tau ca l-a sunat...
Ma rog, ce sa mai spui...raman la parerea mea...numai cretini [funny] [funny] [funny]
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Re: Loc de dat cu capu'

Postby nicol_s » Mon Jan 14, 2013 9:55 pm

Chiar ca cretini...

Nu cred ca vreun coleg de-al sotului si-ar permite sa faca o asemenea gluma... [ciocan] , iar soata nu-si lasa niciodata telefonul din mana...cand nu vrea sa fie deranjat le inchide pe amandoua sau le da pe vibratii.

Socrul meu il suna mereu pe sot, si stie ca atunci cand nu-i raspunde e ocupat cu alte treburi, si asa asteapta sa-l sune mai tarziu...ei vorbesc zilnic si chiar de 2 ori pe zi...cand se plictiseste socrul la tara ii mai da un telefon soatei.

Ma intreb de ce nu si-au dus planul pana la capat...au sunat, i-au spus bietului om ca suna de pe telefonul baiatului lui care a suferit un accident...cand socrul meu a cerut detalii, i-au inchis telefonul...

Nu stiu daca astia la Romtelecom iti pot da factura detaliata...macar de-am putea afla numarul de la care a fost sunat...

In fine, saracul om a trecut prin spaima vietii lui... [capzid] [capzid] [capzid]
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Re: Loc de dat cu capu'

Postby nicol_s » Thu Jan 17, 2013 10:13 pm

Iata ca, ceea ce i s-a intamplat socrului meu se mai intampla si altora... [capzid] [capzid] [capzid]

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Re: Loc de dat cu capu'

Postby carstea_diana » Wed Jan 23, 2013 1:49 pm

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Re: Loc de dat cu capu'

Postby nicol_s » Wed Jan 23, 2013 4:05 pm

Mda, uite ca l-au nimerit si pe socrul meu, in Valcea ...soata aflase de astfel de infractori, eu habar n-am avut...pana n-a patit-o socrul. [capzid]

Doamne fereste !!!, i-am spus si mamei mele sa nu dea crezare la absolut niciun telefon... [wink]
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Re: Loc de dat cu capu'

Postby carstea_diana » Mon Feb 11, 2013 1:31 pm

Acum 20 de minute a murit o persoana draga mie...o persoana vesela, plina de viata, care trebuia sa mai stea multi ani printre noi [plang] [plang] [plang] Trebuia sa isi vada nepotii crescand si sa joace la nunta lor...
Condoleante familiei, Dumnezeu s-o ierte si s-o odihneasca!

[plang] [plang] [plang]

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