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The story of Mary....

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Re: The story of Mary....

Postby jo_ana » Thu Sep 27, 2012 8:36 am

Fata mea, draga, de cate ori te citesc imi dau lacrimile [pupi] ...si sa stii ca nu e rugaciune de seara, fara sa te pomeneasca.
Ce voiam sa mai zic?...du-te la medic!
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Re: The story of Mary....

Postby nicole@b » Thu Sep 27, 2012 8:39 am

Iar eu voiam sa mai zic, ca da, are dreptate Maria, mai treci pe la cafea Mirabela. [pupi] Te asteptam sa ne spui ce face Pufoasa.
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Re: The story of Mary....

Postby mary_lou » Thu Sep 27, 2012 9:39 am

Si, fiindca trebuie sa mai si radem...Din ciclul "Intamplari hazlii din spital"...

1. II zic lui Ov dupa operatie, ca mi-e frig si sa-mi cumpere o pereche de sosete - ca nu mai apucasem sa le pun in geanta de spital...Pleaca si imi cumpara...Revine cu ele, flausate, pareau calduroase...Da sa ma incalte la un picior si...erau "jambiere"...Da, da...eram cu degetele afara... [bigsmile] M-a incaltat cu ele asa, de au ras si asistentele : " Doamna, sunteti moderna toata!"...

2. A treia zi, cand mi-a scos sonda, ii zic tot lui Ov, sa-mi aduca de acasa niste chiloti....Revine a doua zi cu 5 perechi de bikini...:)))Ii zic, ma nene, eu am robinet jos si tu imi aduci sireturi?!? L-am trimis sa-mi cumpere...Si vine...marimea XXXL...Pe bune, erau niste chilotoi de incapeau 3 Marii in ei...II clar, ii bun numa de facut piata omu' asta al meu!

3. V-am povestit de "doamna" aia, de 44 ani care avea 12 copii acasa si...il facuse pe al 13-lea...Pirandelina... Si ii explica medicul ca i-a facut cezariana si i-a legat trompele...Bon, discutie la telefon cu partenerul ei:
" Valeleu ma doari de la cezarina asta...Nu-i ca la nasterea normala...Si-o zis doctorul ca mi-o legat trompetele.....(Cred ca a intrebat-o omu' ei, daca mai e femeie!)...Ea:" Da omule, o zis ca mai sunt femeie, doar nu m-o cusut acolo jos, ca m-o taiet pi burta!"





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Re: The story of Mary....

Postby nicole@b » Thu Sep 27, 2012 9:56 am

Mary, s-a straduit si el cat a putut...mi te si imaginez cu jambierele. [ Rad cu gura pana la urechi] Cat despre "Pirandelina", foarte tare faza cu cezarina si trompetele. [funny] [Ma tavalesc de ras] [Ma tavalesc de ras] [Ma tavalesc de ras]
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Re: The story of Mary....

Postby oare » Thu Sep 27, 2012 10:02 am

offf, Marie...o dau din plans in ras...da' i bine!
stii ca toata ziua's cu ochii pe tine! sa-ti mai spun ca Mere se gandea sa nu te fi emotionat prea tare la telefon si sa fi fost el cauza? dar ca Sinzi intreaba din cand in cand ,,ce face buburuza aia mica de la Iasi, cu a carei mamica esti tu prietena de pe copilu' ''?
va tinem pumnii cu totii si macar o data in zi te pomenim...de bine!
a fost o zi...cand se putea sfarsi...
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Re: The story of Mary....

Postby jo_ana » Thu Sep 27, 2012 10:11 am

Drag mi-e de tine, Mary!
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Re: The story of Mary....

Postby Cami-N » Thu Sep 27, 2012 10:29 am

Te pup Mary! Ma bucur ca esti in continuare tu! Am ras de era sa trezesc mica de chilotoii si pirandelina ta [Ma tavalesc de ras] O zi frumoasa iti doresc si cu vesti bune toate! [pupi]
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Re: The story of Mary....

Postby bella84 » Thu Sep 27, 2012 10:42 am

[Ma tavalesc de ras] [Ma tavalesc de ras] Se pricepe Ov la cumparaturi Marie,oricum ai fi fost sexi cu chiloti cu snur si jambiere [bigsmile] [bigsmile] pupam sufletelul mic [pupi] Waw ce program frumos are Ota si dansuri si karate lasa ca e bine,ma bucur ca este constiincios si ascultator, normaaaal ai baiet mare [pupi]
Eu ma gandesc oare de ce i-a luat chiar atat de mult lui nenea doctor pana a luat decizia ?? [bigsmile] [bigsmile]


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Re: The story of Mary....

Postby luciangabriel » Thu Sep 27, 2012 12:25 pm

Cat ma bucur pentru voi !
Te pup Mary si te asteptam numai cu vesti bune !
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Re: The story of Mary....

Postby bucurroxana » Thu Sep 27, 2012 1:43 pm

marie eu trimit mesaje din doua cuvinte si nici alea terminate...am telefon nou si nu stiam pe ce draq sa apas sa sterg, asa ca am apasat la nimereala...
pai bietul om...bikini nu-s buni, gogsarii nu...ce vrei si tu de la el??? [Ma tavalesc de ras]
pirandelina e grozava [Ma tavalesc de ras] [Ma tavalesc de ras] [Ma tavalesc de ras]
pupam si gaza mica, si asteptam si vesti de la voi mereu mereu [pupi] [pupi] [pupi] [pupi]

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