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Forum CopilulMeu • View topic - Sunt obosit ....

Sunt obosit ....

Terapia prin ras- leac redutabil impotriva depresiei, grijilor si tensiunilor de orice fel.
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Sunt obosit ....

Postby alovel » Thu Jun 30, 2005 12:23 pm

SUNT OBOSIT ... INTR-ADEVAR SUNT OBOSIT

De citiva ani dau vina pe suparari, lipsa de vitamine, poluare,
dieta si o multime de boli care te fac sa te miri ca viata mai
merita traita. Dar acum am descoperit ca nu astea sunt motivele.

Sunt obosit pentru ca muncesc prea mult.

Populatia tarii este de 23.228.587 de oameni,
din care 7.859.889 sunt pensionari.
Mai ramin 15.368.698 care sa munceasca.
In scoli sunt 4.813.999.
Mai ramin 10.554.699 care sa munceasca.
2.674.917 sunt someri, iar 5.001.003 lucreaza in
administratia de stat.
Mai ramin 2.878.769 care sa munceasca.
1.758.832 sunt in armata.
Mai ramin 1.120.437 care sa munceasca.
374.952 sunt in puscarii, 425.687 in spitale, iar 320.156 lucreaza
in administratiile locale.

Mai raman 2 (doi) oameni care sa munceasca.

TU si EU.

Iar TU STAI si citesti chestia asta.

NICI NU MA MAI MIR CA SUNT ASA DE OBOSIT!
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Postby lili_ang » Thu Jun 30, 2005 1:36 pm

[:D] [:D] [:D] [:D] [:D] Numai tu puteai sa postezi asta!
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Postby lumy » Thu Jun 30, 2005 1:36 pm

[cool] faza! Dar o stiam! [:D] E bine ca ai postat-o! [cool]
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Postby Mihaela_Miruna » Thu Jun 30, 2005 2:18 pm

Da, mi-aduce aminte de facultate. Era ceva tras la xerox si lipit pe pereti. Dar si altele de genul asta!
Stiu ca la vremea respectiva m-a amuzat foarte tare, fiindca omuletul care spunea chestia asta statea si se odihnea dar avea un aer atat de sictirit!
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Postby alovel » Thu Jun 30, 2005 2:29 pm

Insinuezi ceva? [bataie]
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Postby Mihaela_Miruna » Thu Jun 30, 2005 3:00 pm

Nu! [cfev]
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