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jurnalul minunii mele

Copile, ce frumoasa-i lumea din ochii tai! Fiecare mamica intra in "pielea" ta si ne transmite gandurile si trairile tale.

Re: jurnalul minunii mele

Postby Cami-N » Mon Jun 18, 2012 9:18 pm

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Re: jurnalul minunii mele

Postby jo_ana » Tue Jun 19, 2012 9:51 am

Dat viitoare [bigsmile]
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Re: jurnalul minunii mele

Postby oare » Wed Jun 20, 2012 11:05 am

nici noi n-am vazut nimic :(((
a fost o zi...cand se putea sfarsi...
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Re: jurnalul minunii mele

Postby analy » Thu Jun 21, 2012 4:33 pm

...eu am vazut [dansez] [dansez] [dansez]

Vacanta placuta baietii!!!

Felicitari ! ursuletule [aplaud] [aplaud] [aplaud]

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Re: jurnalul minunii mele

Postby luciangabriel » Thu Jun 21, 2012 5:52 pm

VACANTA PLACUTA !!!!
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Re: jurnalul minunii mele

Postby luciangabriel » Tue Aug 28, 2012 8:13 am

Salutare !

Ton , Art ce mai faceti ? Nu ati mai dat nici un semn ..
Ne este dor de voi!
Pupici pentru mami a voastra !
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Re: jurnalul minunii mele

Postby jo_ana » Tue Sep 11, 2012 2:56 pm

Noi?...suntem, dar mami habar n-are pe unde, cand, cum...si. cu toate acestea suntem destul de cuminti...exceptand faptul ca Toniu ma invata si ce trebuie, cat mai ales, ce nu e indicat pentru varsta mea... [bigsmile] dar imi place, iar aseara am dat replica vietii:"Antoniu e cel mai bun frate din lume" [tzopai de bucurie] N-am mai vrut sa explic de ce insa...
Mami ne-a luat doua testoase, in ideea fiecare cu broasca lui. Cand sa facem imparteala (una e semnificativ mai mare) am concluzionat: "ba nu le impartim, caci si mami are doi baieti si nu unu-i a mamii, si altul a lui tati, ci amamdoi suntem ai lor"


Un dialog oarecum memorabil intre mami si Toniu...in masina, ascultam Vama Veche, Toniu imi repeta versurile, sa pricep mai bine [bigsmile] ...si-ajungem la "nu mai vreau sa fac dragoste-n pat"...la care se baga mami:
- Toniu, tu stii ce inseamna sa faci dragoste?
- da, sa faci sex!
- Dar sex?
-Adica cand un barbat si o femeie, tineri casatoriti, se culca in acelasi pat, in pielea goala.
- Dar ei sunt casatoriti?
- Da, caci altfel nu sunt din aceiasi familie si cum sa doarma impreuna?
-Dar daca sunt mai batrani, fac dragoste?
- Pai nu mai fac, ca au copii.
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Re: jurnalul minunii mele

Postby mischaela » Tue Sep 11, 2012 2:58 pm

aoleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuu!
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Re: jurnalul minunii mele

Postby Arheoloaga » Tue Sep 11, 2012 3:04 pm

Toniule esti genial!!! Ce intrebari pune si mami asta...de parca tu te-ai fi nascut ieri [Ma tavalesc de ras]
Fiecare primeşte un nume când se naşte, dar trebuie să fie în stare să-şi boteze viaţa cu un cuvânt care să-i dea un sens.
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Re: jurnalul minunii mele

Postby jo_ana » Tue Sep 11, 2012 3:05 pm

Care s-a speriat, Ralu sau mami de Ralu?
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