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PERLUTE

- Ce nazbatii a mai facut pustiul tau?

- Din "perlele" nazdravanilor nostri� Scrie-ne despre "sarea si piperul" vietii de parinte.

Re: PERLUTE

Postby mischaela » Sat Mar 19, 2011 8:21 am

bai astia se uita la tembelizor la columbeni? [brutal]
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Re: PERLUTE

Postby mamiy » Sat Mar 19, 2011 8:49 pm

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Re: PERLUTE

Postby irina38 » Wed Mar 30, 2011 6:32 pm



A doua zana iubita 1.10.2012
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Re: PERLUTE

Postby jo_ana » Wed Sep 28, 2011 2:22 pm

Dupa ce le-am explicat baietilor ca la mine in casa ori fac cum zic eu,ori sunt liberi sa-si ia bocceluta...la cateva zile disputa unde sa iesim: unul vrea in parc in padure, altul cu bicicletele, eu avand treaba, la gradina...la care cel mic (pe buda fiind, foarte serios):
"mami, eu vreau sa fac altfel decat zici tu, si sa nu-mi iau bocceluta!"

Tot pe prapa, il seaca reclamele la Pampers ...si ma tot sacaie ca de ce i-am pus scutec cand era bebelus:"io cand o sa am bebelusul meu, o sa am io grija de el si n-o sa-i mai pun scutec...ca tu-mi puneai mie, si de-aia tot faceam eu pipi ci caca, sa mi-l dai jos"
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Re: PERLUTE

Postby mary_lou » Wed Sep 28, 2011 2:27 pm

Ce tare... [Ma tavalesc de ras]
Si fiindca mi-am adus aminte de ispravile lui Ota...Intr-o seara la tv, inainte de somn il vad eu serios incepe sa se caute in pantaloni...Il intreb:
"Ota, ce faci mami?"...la care el...
"Off...am mancat prea mult..mi-a crescut dudu mare!" [bigsmile]





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Re: PERLUTE

Postby mischaela » Wed Sep 28, 2011 2:29 pm

aouleu ... nici nu vreau sa ma gandesc care ar fi varianta fetitelor .... [funny]
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Re: PERLUTE

Postby oanadraga » Thu Oct 06, 2011 1:33 pm

tare faza cu columbenii:))
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Re: PERLUTE

Postby mamiy » Mon Oct 10, 2011 8:49 am

Mami, nu mai e lunina! S-a opit moile de bant! - nu mai e lumina, s-au oprit morile de vant! ( i-am explicat eu ca morile fac curent, adica de acolo are lumina!) [:)]
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Re: PERLUTE

Postby inulica » Thu Oct 13, 2011 10:22 am

Eu, alintandu-o pe fetita mea: "Manzul meu drag.....".
Ea, folosind acelasi ton ca al meu: "Iapa mea draga...."
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Re: PERLUTE

Postby bella84 » Thu Oct 13, 2011 12:45 pm



Cat cerul e albastru suntem deasupra tuturor !!!
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