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Cafelutza 2011

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Re: Cafelutza 2011

Postby mischaela » Thu Sep 15, 2011 8:41 am

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Re: Cafelutza 2011

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Re: Cafelutza 2011

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Re: Cafelutza 2011

Postby mary_lou » Thu Sep 15, 2011 8:53 am

Si..ca sa razi pana la capat Mischa, tu ai fost la mine acasa...Intr-o seara, cand credeam noi ca Ota doarme, ne palise hormonii si prin urmare ne-am luat de mana si-am plecat la razboi in sufragerie...Ce crezi, nici bine nu ne-am desfasurat ca auzim usa de la dormitor deschizandu-se:Mamiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii, uni eeeeeeeeeeeeti?!?!?!?
Brusc am amutit...L-am fugarit pe tacsu dupa usa, eu..cautand haine...
citez: "Mami ce faci aici sindula?! Teci in pat! Unii e hainile?"
O...eu... "Mi-era cald... [bigsmile]
el: "Unii tati?"
eu la servici...Asta de dupa usa, mai sa izbucneasca in ras! [bigsmile]
Am luat copilul si am plecat in dormitor...
Intre timp s-o calmat hormonii si am tras o portie de ras, de-am spart! [Ma tavalesc de ras]





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Re: Cafelutza 2011

Postby luciangabriel » Thu Sep 15, 2011 8:58 am

Cand era Luci mic , mergea si-n sufragerie, dar acum ne dragalim, numai sambata si duminica cand Luci e la tara la parintii , mei.
Nu vrem sa riscam in timpul saptamanii : are obicei sa se trezeasca si sa ceara apa, sau sa mearga la teoaleta...

Apropo de pupaturi :si Luci e mare fan, se uita cu manutele la ochi , dar cu degetelele larg desfacute ....el zice ca nu vede nimic , dar hotul vede foarte bine.

In special se uita la ,,Trasnitii, si la ,,Fernando,,-toata ziua il auzi zicand,, nu stiu deastea, nu stiu deastea.
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Re: Cafelutza 2011

Postby luciangabriel » Thu Sep 15, 2011 9:10 am

Nu stiu daca am facut bine sau nu , spunandu-i de tratament, cert este ca atunci cand sora mea a nascut a doua fetita , pe Miru, Lucian s-a hotarat ca vrea si el un frate.Era gelos pe Bianca , de ce ea sa aiba si el nu.A trebuit sa-i spun atunci ca, mami a fost racita , pentru ca nu purta sosete si catulita in cap ( cu ocazia asta el care nu le suferea , acum nu mai sta fara sosete citez : veau sa am copii cand ma insor ), si pentru ca doream tare mult si eu si tati sa-l avem pe el , am luat niste pastilute.
Ce a inteles el din asta : ( mami ma iudeste cel mai mult , s-a ingrasat pentru mine.).
Acum ma si santajeaza : Luci treci si strange-ti jucariile ?
Raspuns : - Nu pot , >
_Lasa ca fac eu o fetita si o sa-i dau toate jucariile , daca tu nu le strangi.
- Da , da , cand , hai astept !
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Re: Cafelutza 2011

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Re: Cafelutza 2011

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Re: Cafelutza 2011

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