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Forum CopilulMeu • View topic - PERLUTE

PERLUTE

- Ce nazbatii a mai facut pustiul tau?

- Din "perlele" nazdravanilor nostri� Scrie-ne despre "sarea si piperul" vietii de parinte.

Re: PERLUTE

Postby fanuta » Mon Feb 14, 2011 9:19 am

Stefana s-a procopsit cu un costum de pisica de care nu mai voia sa se desparta nici in ruptul capului. Am incercat, pe rand, toate metodele, dar nimic...Nici la somn nu-l mai dadea jos...Tata, foarte suparat, ii spune la un moment dat ca daca e, intr-adevar, pisica, atunci trebuie sa doarma pe acoperis, obligatoriu!! Ea mediteaza putin si-i raspunde:
-- Tata, dar tu nu stii ca sunt o pisica aristocrata?!
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Re: PERLUTE

Postby bella84 » Mon Feb 14, 2011 9:42 am

[ Rad cu gura pana la urechi] [ Rad cu gura pana la urechi] [ Rad cu gura pana la urechi] [cool]


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Re: PERLUTE

Postby jo_ana » Tue Feb 15, 2011 9:50 am

Aseara, culcandu-l pe Art:
"- mami, mai stii ca odata m-ai dus la gradi in weekend?
- dar cine mai era la gradi?
- pai, doamna educatoare si copiii.
- insemana ca nu a fost weekend, ai crezut tu...
- ba, nu, era weekend si ai uitat tu ca trebuie sa stam acasa..."
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Re: PERLUTE

Postby jo_ana » Wed Feb 16, 2011 10:05 am

Art, dupa ce mancase o portocala:
- mami, mai vreau una!
- lui Toniu i-ai dat din cealalta?
- Nu, ca lui nu-i plac. Lui ii place numai sa le miroasa...si-i ajunge!
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Re: PERLUTE

Postby jo_ana » Fri Feb 18, 2011 11:02 am

Art, dis de dimineata:
- Mami, pe mine asa ma enerveaza si Jerry, dar si Basescu!
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Re: PERLUTE

Postby adeluta75 » Fri Feb 18, 2011 11:45 am


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Re: PERLUTE

Postby DORELUTZA » Sat Feb 19, 2011 10:34 pm

Cand a fost vremea geroasa si veneam cu Leo de la gradi,ma opreste in dreptul unui camion
-mami lasa-ma te rog sa iau si eu niste struturi...
-ce sa iei?
-struturi
Traducere......turturi
In alta zi ii spune lui tasu sa aiba grija la polei sa nu isi rupa piciorul.
Leo nu spune nici acum locomotiva ...el zice lomocotiva.
Cand am mers prima oara de am vazut-o pe nepoata mea bb,Leo a intrebat-o pe cumnata mea de la ce magazin a cumparat-o.
Dar am sa mai revin,ca e plin de perle,nu mai imi aduc eu aminte acum.
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Re: PERLUTE

Postby mary_lou » Mon Feb 21, 2011 1:26 pm

Apropo de cuvinte intortocheate...

Octav spune la musca-ma...muccia-ma... [bigsmile]
Ochelari- olechiali
Capsuna - capaciuna:D
Controlor - colotrol ...





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Re: PERLUTE

Postby bella84 » Mon Feb 21, 2011 4:02 pm

Hai sa va spun eu doua cuvinte de ale Carliontzatei [red face]
Friptura=Fipula si Cotoi=Tocoi [bigsmile]
Sper sa le schimbe cat de curand,pocite cum or fi da altfel decat acum.


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Re: PERLUTE

Postby mamiy » Tue Feb 22, 2011 12:22 am

Apitolul - aspiratorul
Nu mege mami... Veau tale, la boche! Vreau tare, la boxe! [bigsmile]

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