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Cafelutza 2010

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Re: Cafelutza 2010

Postby mary_lou » Mon Jul 19, 2010 8:10 am

[bigsmile] [bigsmile] Tantaroiacele adica...Ca am aflat ca nu ei pisca ci ele...Azi dimineata ii numaram, vreo 6 rotofei...Au avut de unde sa traga...Daca ai slabi, de la piscatura de tantari m-as oferi singura pe tava! [capzid] [capzid] [capzid] [capzid]





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Re: Cafelutza 2010

Postby bella84 » Mon Jul 19, 2010 8:14 am

Bai de tantarime nu ma vaiet ca plasele mele nu se dau din geam pentru nimic in lume [bigsmile] dar pot sa ma laud ca m au halit putin pe la tara [bigsmile]


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Re: Cafelutza 2010

Postby bella84 » Mon Jul 19, 2010 10:35 am

Valeu ce cloceala e afara parca fierbe pamantul [oops] am facut piata cica mai de dimi da tot cald e si pentru ca tot primise Carliontzata niste banuti pe la tara i am luat doua perechi de sandalute moderne din alea intre degete ca vroia si ea ca ale lui mami [bigsmile] si pe langa ea mi am luat si eu o pereche [bigsmile]

O inghetata care pofteste sau o apa receee [taclale]


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Re: Cafelutza 2010

Postby dragomir lucia » Mon Jul 19, 2010 10:46 am

[salut]
ce bine e acasa .sa-i dea D-zeu sanatate celui care a inventat AC-ul
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Re: Cafelutza 2010

Postby mary_lou » Mon Jul 19, 2010 10:54 am

Ce ziceti, pe caldura asta sa ma risc sa ies afara? [oops] Trebuie sa fac cumparaturi neaparat... [oops] [capzid]





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Re: Cafelutza 2010

Postby mischaela » Mon Jul 19, 2010 10:57 am

gata marie sedinta?
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cumparaturi ... de dimineata bre ...pe racoare ...
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io m-am afundat in visare ... poate o ia soacra-mea pe ralu la munte ... [Ma tavalesc de ras]
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Re: Cafelutza 2010

Postby mary_lou » Mon Jul 19, 2010 11:25 am

Ioi..gata o fost scurta...Mischo tu te-ai cam obisnuit s-o plasezi pe Raluca... [aplaud] Bravo fata daca iti merge!





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Re: Cafelutza 2010

Postby Floraa » Mon Jul 19, 2010 9:32 pm

Salve gagici....am aterizat si noi....Slava Domnului.
Am avut un zbor zbuciumat......asta mica n-o stat locului o clipa nici la plecare nici la intoarcere.
La intoarcere era comica tare....inghesuiala ca lumea vrea sa prinda loc bun in avion (parca mai conteaza unde stai daca se prabuseste [Ma tavalesc de ras] )....oricum toti fugeau de aripi.....nush cum se zboara pe aripi, dar nah ne-am inghesuit si noi sa prindem un loc bun, asa ca nu am avut timp de mers la pipi (oups!) si io-te asa asta mica bataia sa faca pipi dar nu se poate decat la altitudine mare.
Lua un carton din buzunarul scaunului din fata si-l facea sul si striga in gura mare:"atentie, desface-ti centurile, suntem la inaltime.....acum puteti merge la baie" [capzid] si tot asa pana cand am luat altitudine si in sfarist ne-o data unda verde la pipi......eram primele la usa baii [scot limba]
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Re: Cafelutza 2010

Postby Floraa » Mon Jul 19, 2010 9:39 pm

Marie ci faci doamna?
Nu am mai sunat la matale zilele astea ca am tot vizitat bastinasii mei de la Barlad, iar vineri am zacut la pat dupa ce m-o inghesuit o tanti cu niste fursecuri si am facut indigestie, iar sambata i-o fost randul mamei......dar la ea o fost nasol tare ca am si internat-o.
Ea saraca mi-a zis sa-mi fac bagajele oricum si sa plec in Italia.....asa ca duminica am fost la 7 la ea si cum am vazut-o oleaca mai vioaie am plecat.
E si acum in spital, dar e mai bine.....ii fac perfuzie su glucoza si vitamine B1 si B6 (evident cumparate de tata ca astia nu dau nica la oamini nici macar hartie igienica la "bathroom" [capzid] )....offfff asa tare m-am intristat....am vazut niste episoade tare nasoale.......am sa povestesc eu incetisor ca nu dau turcii [ Rad cu gura pana la urechi] doar sa-mi adun ideile.
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Re: Cafelutza 2010

Postby dragomir lucia » Tue Jul 20, 2010 8:13 am

neata!
m-am trezit de dimineata sa-mi fac schita bucatariei [ciocan] ...am terminat-o dar parca tot nu sunt multumita...deja ma doare capul...
mai da careva o cafeluta?
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