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Cafelutza 2010

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Re: Cafelutza 2010

Postby mamiy » Tue Jun 15, 2010 10:23 am

M-a amuz teribil!!! [Ma tavalesc de ras] [Ma tavalesc de ras] [Ma tavalesc de ras] [Ma tavalesc de ras]

......... Am o vecina care le are cu pisicile;ea e mama tuturor ranitilor.... pisicosi [bigsmile] LE da de mancare, apa, fel si fel de bunatati, ce mai , matele au devenit f pretentioase; aici e o armata intreaga! Sa le vedeti cumumblacu coada pe sus! [bigsmile]
Vecina le 'tine' - daca se ppoate spune asa,pt ca ele oricumcircula unde vor mustatile lor [bigsmile] - in gradina din dreapta.Cea din stanga este a mea, la geamul meu; eu locuies laparter si mereu fac curat .EI,bine, s-a gandit heta- bioenerheta sa lemute si in gradina mea ca, chipurile, se bat intre ele [bigsmile] .Amlasat-opana intr-o zi cand m-amapucat sa fac curat - ieri, de fapt. Dar ce sa fac cu matele? Ca numai la mine stateau [capzid] Una chiar isi facuse cuib in ghiveciulprimit de la mama soacra [bigsmile] [capzid] [sic]
Iat-o cum doarme nestingherita


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Cum scap de ele?????????????? [capzid] [capzid]
Sotul zice: las ca am eu ac de cojocul lor! Si hop se duce si ia o sticla cu apa! [bigsmile] [bigsmile] [bigsmile]
Solutia cea mai buna? Eu am gasit-o : exterminatoare: mitraliere cu apa [dansez] [dansez]

Mamaaaaaaaaaa, saveeti ce e aici!!! [wow] [wow] Eu stau asunsa dupa perdea si , cand apare mata, trrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr exterminarea!!! [tzopai de bucurie] [tzopai de bucurie] [bigsmile] [bigsmile] [Ma tavalesc de ras] [Ma tavalesc de ras]

Numai de nu m-ar vedea mama ranitilor pisicesti !! [bigsmile] [bigsmile]
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Re: Cafelutza 2010

Postby bella84 » Tue Jun 15, 2010 10:30 am

[Ma tavalesc de ras] [Ma tavalesc de ras] [Ma tavalesc de ras] [Ma tavalesc de ras] [Ma tavalesc de ras]


Cat cerul e albastru suntem deasupra tuturor !!!
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Re: Cafelutza 2010

Postby mary_lou » Tue Jun 15, 2010 10:32 am






God doesn't give you the people you want, he gives you the the people you need.To help you, to hurt you, to leave you, to love you and to make you the person you were meant to be.
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Re: Cafelutza 2010

Postby mamiy » Tue Jun 15, 2010 10:41 am

[dansez] [Ma tavalesc de ras]

Se plimbau pe langa gard,adica in afara gradinii si eu,hop sa le ard. Da' sotul razand: lasa-le, ca sunt pe teren neutru! [Ma tavalesc de ras]
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Re: Cafelutza 2010

Postby mary_lou » Tue Jun 15, 2010 10:43 am

Bei ce sa-i faci? Unii extermina matzele, unii tzantzarii..Unii de pe la tara nu ne mai baga in seama! [zz] Mischaaaaaaaaaa da o cafea, o duda,o maslina,un salut nimic fata se poate?!!





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Re: Cafelutza 2010

Postby mamiy » Tue Jun 15, 2010 10:53 am

EU ma retrag... mi-ajung matzele pe ziua de azi [bigsmile]
Incerc altceva, si mai placut.............. [bigsmile] [bigsmile] [bigsmile]
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Re: Cafelutza 2010

Postby bibishka » Tue Jun 15, 2010 11:28 am

reveniii sa va mai enervez un pic
deci nu am facut mancare...am frecat cundul cand pe aici cand pe caneapeaua din cealalta camera...de pranz nu am nimic de papa...sper doar sa nu li se faca foame la copii [zz] ...nu mai zic ca azi trebuia sa gatesc si eu ceva special ca doar e ziua sotului...dar lasa ca-l hranesc cu ...dragoste

niste prieteni s-au anuntat ca vin...poate ii bag la spalat de vase si intins rufe [ Rad cu gura pana la urechi]

mama ei de lene si de caldura

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ar ttrebui sa ma autentific cu un alt nume si sa i dau un sfat lui mamiy....ca asa imi e frica ca ma descopera protectia animalelor...dar uite nu ma pot abtine...Mamiy sa scapi de matze cumpara un aparat cu ultra sunete pt animale...il pui in apropiere de geam si le faci sa pleci singure si de buna voie chiar intr-un alt cartier [ Rad cu gura pana la urechi] ...iar mama lor nici c-o sa banuiasca
doamne ce rea sunt [:p] [:I]
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Mischa o avea ceva activitate pe la tara...un pui de hranit...o pisicutza de giugiulit...eu cand ma gandesc la tata , ma gandesc la tara lui Nicol.....cu toate ca si eu am tara...dar la Nicol ni s-a parut adevarata tara...cu pisici, gaini, rate si de toate


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Re: Cafelutza 2010

Postby nicole@b » Tue Jun 15, 2010 11:34 am

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Re: Cafelutza 2010

Postby nicole@b » Tue Jun 15, 2010 11:37 am

"ca doar e ziua sotului...dar lasa ca-l hranesc cu ...dragoste"

La multi ani sotului tau, Bibi!Sa fie sanatos si sa va iubiti mult! [happy birthday] Aniversare placuta! [petrecaret] [petrecaret] [petrecaret]
ps:sa va iasa proiectul bb! [wink]
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Re: Cafelutza 2010

Postby mary_lou » Tue Jun 15, 2010 11:38 am

[salut]Nicol!





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