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Enigme,ghicitori,intrebari.

Terapia prin ras- leac redutabil impotriva depresiei, grijilor si tensiunilor de orice fel.

Re: Enigme,ghicitori,intrebari.

Postby mary_lou » Thu Apr 01, 2010 10:11 am

Ghici...

Gicitoarea stiu ca-ti place.
Ce-i ca un burduf de ace?
Ca un pepene cu tepi?
Ia gandeste-te. Pricepi?
Si raspunde-n doi, trei timpi,
Cine are mii de ghimpi?
Cui ii ustura soriciul?
N-ai ghicit ca e ...?





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Re: Enigme,ghicitori,intrebari.

Postby marimira » Thu Apr 01, 2010 10:37 am

Ariciul [bigsmile]
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Re: Enigme,ghicitori,intrebari.

Postby mamiy » Sun May 23, 2010 9:51 pm

Înaintea cui
Trebuie să-şi scoată fiecare pălăria?
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Re: Enigme,ghicitori,intrebari.

Postby mamiy » Tue Jun 15, 2010 9:14 am

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Re: Enigme,ghicitori,intrebari.

Postby analy » Wed Jul 07, 2010 3:29 pm

Marire de salariu-cerere


Subsemnatul, P.......l, cer o marire de salariu din urmatoarele considerente:



*Fac munca fizica.

*Muncesc la adancimi mari.

*Ma arunc cu capul inainte in tot ce fac.

*Nu imi iau liber duminica sau in sarbatori legale.

*Lucrez intr-un mediu umed.

*Lucrez intr-un mediu intunecat si prost ventilat.

*Lucrez in temperaturi ridicate.

*Prin munca mea sunt expus la boli contagioase.



Cu respect,



P......l

........................................................

Stimate P...s



In urma analizarii cererii Dvs. si tinand seama de argumentele expuse, administratia a respins cererea Dvs. din urmatoarele motive:

*Nu lucrati 8 ore/zi incontinuu.

*Adormiti la intervale scurte de munca.

*Nu urmati intotdeauna ordinele directiunii.

*Nu stati intotdeauna la locul de munca si ati fost vazut deseori vizitand alte locatii.

*Nu luati initiativa.

*Trebuie sa fiti presat si stimulat pentru a incepe munca.

*Lasati multa mizerie in urma Dvs. la sfarsitul turei.

*Nu va supuneti intotdeauna regulilor de protectie a muncii, ca de exemplu purtarea hainelor de protectie corespunzatoare.

*Veti intra la pensie cu mult inaintea varstei de 65 de ani.

*Suntei incapabil sa lucrati doua schimburi la rand.

*Uneori parasiti locul de munca inainte sa va indepliniti sarcinile trasate.



Si ca si cum asta nu ar fi indeajuns,

*Sunteti vazut mereu intrand si iesind de la locul de munca carand doua colete suspicioase.



Cu sinceritate,



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Re: Enigme,ghicitori,intrebari.

Postby fire » Fri Jul 09, 2010 4:42 pm

Asta-i buna....Analy spune-ne raspunsul , ca eu una chiar habar nu am !
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Re: Enigme,ghicitori,intrebari.

Postby eonline » Sun Nov 14, 2010 10:29 pm

iti da ueu un hint:)) peni....ta
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petreceri pentru copii

Postby loredana2011 » Wed Jan 18, 2012 10:57 am

Buna ziua,
pentru petreceri de copii, va recomanda http://www.lumeadistractiei.ro/
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