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DE CE E BINE SA FII BARBAT!

Bune si rele despre...barbati! Feluri de a fi, moduri de a gandi...Experiente, discutii, "reclamatii".

Postby mary_lou » Fri Jan 15, 2010 1:06 pm

e bine sa fii barbat pentru ca atunci cand esti cu masina si ti se opreste in drum spre benzinaria la distanta de 50m,poti s-o impingi pana acolo singur...

ps..Da sa fie duamana imbracata elegantzos si cu toace, si sa te sune : dragule nu mai porneste masina, sunt la 50 m de benzinarie... [:D] [:D]





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Postby Dual » Fri Jan 15, 2010 1:10 pm

completare: poti s-o impingi singur fara sa se faca misto de tine...
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Postby mary_lou » Fri Jan 15, 2010 1:14 pm






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Postby Dual » Fri Jan 15, 2010 1:19 pm

Am patit-o si eu cu ani in urma: am facut pana, al meu plecat din tara foarte curios ma intreaba cum am rezolvat, raspuns: foarte simplu, am incuiat-o si-am plecat dupa cumnata-miu, l-am adus si gata! Solutie de femeie! [:D]
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Postby mary_lou » Fri Jan 22, 2010 2:01 pm

E bine sa fii barbat, pentru ca atunci cand ai o problema serioasa de rezolvat care necesita clontzaneala, bagi nevasta la inaintare sa se clontzaeasca ea in stanga si in dreapta sa rezolve problema! [czid]





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Postby Dual » Fri Jan 22, 2010 3:57 pm

Asa fac toti! Mai ales daca e de dat spaga, el nu si nu ca are principii [:D]
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Re: DE CE E BINE SA FII BARBAT!

Postby bogaris » Wed Mar 31, 2010 8:21 pm

e bine sa fii barbat pt ca atunci cand te invita cineva undeva si nu vrei sa mergi, bagi in fata nevasta ca n-are chef,ca e obosita, etc. ca sa se supere tot pe nevasta lumea [bigsmile]/ia uite ce figuranta de nevasta mai are si ala/

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Re: DE CE E BINE SA FII BARBAT!

Postby Dual » Wed Mar 31, 2010 8:53 pm

Si n-o durea si capul pe nevasta? Sau n-o foloseste ca ii e frica sa nu se intoarca impotriva lui scuza asta? [Ma tavalesc de ras]
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Re: DE CE E BINE SA FII BARBAT!

Postby bogaris » Wed Mar 31, 2010 10:19 pm

tot ce se poate [Ma tavalesc de ras] [aplaud]

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Re: DE CE E BINE SA FII BARBAT!

Postby bibishka » Thu Apr 01, 2010 8:21 am

e bine sa fii barbat ...ca atunci cand nu ai chef sa vb cu cineva la tel ...apesi butonul verde si bagi tel la urechea sotiei si ea de rusine inventeaza ceva pt tine. [capzid] [capzid] [capzid] pt asta chiar l-as ucide...doamne de cate ori mi-a facut-o...si apoi se scuza cu fata aie de mielusel...da nu aveam chef sa vb acum cu asta...sau cesa-i spun ca deja ii explicasem ca nu ma inrereseaza ofertalui....doamne in cate penibilitati m-a bagat omul asta


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