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DE CE E BINE SA FII BARBAT!

Bune si rele despre...barbati! Feluri de a fi, moduri de a gandi...Experiente, discutii, "reclamatii".
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Postby mamiy » Wed Nov 25, 2009 10:49 pm

Inteligent si diplomat raspunsul!!! [cool]
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Postby mischaela » Thu Nov 26, 2009 8:00 am

[:D]
bag la completari ... berea se deschide in multe feluri ...
cu usa ... vecinului ca doar n-o strici pe a ta ...
cu marginea mesei ... tot in alta parte ...
cu bricheta ... asta nu prea imi iese ...
cu cutitul ... las pe altii ...
cu surubelnita ... specialitatea mea ...
cu dintii ... recomandata barbatilor care deja nu ii mai au ...
cu alta bere ...
etc etc ...
...
si nu inteleg ce au femeile cu ragaielile? or avea un dop si nu pot scoate aerul afara ? lipsa de tonuri ... hehe ... sa fim serioase [:D]
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Postby mada_c » Thu Nov 26, 2009 9:55 am

Usurel frumoase doamne si domnisoare. [noroc]

Expresia pe care am folosit-o (Asa tanara si deja blonda) este o parafrazare a unui banc dragut care suna cam asa:

Un mare general din trupele NATO (de origine americana) soseste in inspectie in Romania la o unitae militara. Este intampinat cu pompa de un comandant roman batran (cu burtica aferenta) care se prezinta cu un aer martial
- General Gheorghe
Americanul il saluta respectuos in romaneste, cu accentul aferent.
Mai departe unitatea aliniata saluta si se da mana pe rand cu domnu' american
- Colonel Gheorghe
- Maior Gheorghe
- ....
- ....
- Soldat Gheorghe

Americanu' mirat il intreaba pe ultimul:
- Asa tanar si deja Gheorghe?
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Postby mada_c » Thu Nov 26, 2009 9:59 am

Mai e unu cu final oarecum asemanator.

Ion o inghesuia pe Maria intr-o capita de fan.
Maria, ciufulita, il respinge si-i zice (cu accent ardelenesc):
- Lasa-ma Ioane in pace ca io's fata mare
Ion catre Maria (mirat):
- Deja?
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Postby mamiy » Thu Nov 26, 2009 6:31 pm

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Postby oanadd » Fri Nov 27, 2009 11:04 am

deci... inainte de a murdari peretii cu sange [brutal] [brutal] ...

gheroghe = omul pamentului
blonda = o tipa extrem de sexy [:D]
unde e legatura?
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Postby mary_lou » Fri Nov 27, 2009 11:09 am

Io nu priceput...Io stupid...Io nu inteles..Io nu-s blonda...Care-i legatura? [:D]





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Postby dragomir lucia » Fri Nov 27, 2009 12:40 pm

chiar asa bey mada_c ,ce are sula cu prefectura?
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