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La o cafelutza

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Postby bibishka » Fri Nov 13, 2009 5:35 pm

imi pare rau lucia.....baga si un vin fiert....bella cred ca-mi da dreptate ....asta alunga virusii [:D] ......si-l face fericit si pe stef....mama abtiguita el poate face ce vrea [noroc]


prietenia este o legatura,dar care nu multora le e data si pe care nu toti o pot intemeia.
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Postby bella84 » Fri Nov 13, 2009 5:37 pm

Hai bre de la o canuta no fi chiar dans...sa io zic mai bine sa insistam pe citrice cat mai multe sunt tare bune si sanatoase fructe in general citrice ca e sezonul [:p]


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Postby bibishka » Fri Nov 13, 2009 6:03 pm

sa va zic ce patii azi
prima data se intrerupse curentul....asta pe la 12 si ceva....bunnn...cand se intrerupe sare o sigurantza de la aparatul /tabloul din strada....eu nici nu am stiut de existenta ei.....sotul a uitat cu desavarsire....si asteptam noi curentul....el venise dar nu si la noi.....pana acum cand am inceput sa scriu pe forum......bine ca deodata si-a amintit sotul de ea....ca deja la noi in casa era frig....eu spalasem vasele cu apa rece.....am ras ca prostii de patanie.....ne si gandeam cum om petrecee noaptea [cfev] .....

si II.....plec cu fiimea la cor...punem alarma cu telecomanda si ea ramane la sot...iar cheile de la casa la mine....bon sotul plecaca in alta parte si nu segrabeste sa se intoarca ca isi daduse seama ca nu are cheile.....eu rraman fara baterie la tel.....vin acasa intru si dezarmez alarma din taste.....dar doar parterul.....curent ioc...tel. fix si el mort.....ne fataim prin casa juma de ora si fiimea urca la etaj....etajul nu am stiut ca trebuia dezarmat separat si incepe nebuna....sari miho opreste-o....dar se declansase la centu la ei....aia il suna pe sot da el era departe in oras si nu aveau nici ei nici el cum sa ea leg cu mine.....

lor le aparuse ca infractorul intrase prin camera copilului......eu iau o galeata cu un mop si exact la balconul de la camera lui fiimea m-am dus sa-l matur si sa-l spal.....mama cand ies masina de interventie la poarta....ala gesticula....cainele vecinului latra...cainii de pe strada se stransesera si ei....eu nu m-am prins ca ala venise la interventie [:D] [:D] .....ii zic sa stea linistit ca nu-i bai...ca a fost o greseala...m-a pus sa semnez procese verbale....am ras ca lor le aparuse exact la geamul ala si cand m-au vazut pe terasa nu le-a venit sa credaca....cica se pregateau sa sara gardul sa ma prinda[cfev] .....si mi-au zis sa le dam o cheie de la poarta.....


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Postby mary_lou » Fri Nov 13, 2009 6:08 pm

Aloha!!!Ioti ce discutii discuta fetili mele!! Ma bag si io... [taclale]

Ps..Care imi face si mie un rezumat?! [:D]





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Postby mary_lou » Fri Nov 13, 2009 6:10 pm

Mamaaaaaaaaaaa bibi!!! [Ma tavalesc de ras] Deci tu esti infractoarea cu mopu?! [:D] [:D]





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Postby dragomir lucia » Fri Nov 13, 2009 6:16 pm

super tare bibi,am ras cu lacrimi....auzi cica infractoarea cu mopul....
io canuta de vin n-am baut-o ca n-am.....Stef s-a trezit si zici ca el a baut-o,rade continuu si cred ca nici el nu stie de ce....lectii nu vrea sa faca,e puturos in seara asta,n-am sa-l fortez,ma gandesc ce sa inventez sa ne jucam....
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Postby bibishka » Fri Nov 13, 2009 6:19 pm

incearca nu te supara frate....eu asa am invatat-o pe fiiimea sa numera ...e distractiv...da cu zarul si tu numeri ...el muta pionul...si sa vezi ca nu mai scapi


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Postby mary_lou » Fri Nov 13, 2009 6:21 pm






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Postby mary_lou » Fri Nov 13, 2009 6:31 pm

Bre da undi ati disparut toate? [plang]





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Postby Cami-N » Fri Nov 13, 2009 6:43 pm

pi ici pi colu.... eu si amu rad di hoastele lu' bella [Ma tavalesc de ras] Di hotu cu mopu nu mai zic... si inca n-am baut nik da ma prigatesc [:D] prigatesc si niste arichi iuti di pui ca sa rup gura barbatului cand o intra in casa [:D]
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