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Forum CopilulMeu • View topic - Ce ma enerveaza la sotul meu?

Ce ma enerveaza la sotul meu?

Bune si rele despre...barbati! Feluri de a fi, moduri de a gandi...Experiente, discutii, "reclamatii".

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Postby bucurroxana » Mon Oct 12, 2009 9:38 am

da si tu un jet de apa rece peste el.
si eu fug inaintea lui la baie si fac pisulica ( am voie sa scriu asata nu?)si abia dupa ce deschide geamul largggg si da cu spray merg si eu sa ma spal si sa ma machiez pana atunci fac cafeaua [cfev]

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Postby Arheoloaga » Tue Oct 13, 2009 8:45 am

Pe mine ma enerveaza ca INTOTDEAUNA lasa o bucatica de ceva in farfurie si aboi o baga in frigider. Asa ma trezesc cu o lingurita de salata in ditamai bolul, sau cu o bucatica de branza pe ditamai farfuria. Explicatia e ca...."am vrut sa iti mai las si tie".

Apoi...ii "dispar" vesnic lucrurile: nu-mi gasesc camasa, unde-o fi tricoul [cfev] [cfev] Daca ceea ce cauta nu e in prim-plan e declarat "pierdut"....ca doar ce rost are sa te mai uiti si dedesubt [cfev]

Pantofii sunt descaltati si lasati inevitabil cu sosetele inauntru [cfev] Bineinteles ca nici pantofii nu sunt bagati la locul lor ci sunt lasati afara....si ma pot impiedica si de 10 ori de ei ca nu ii misca din loc. Cand i-am zis chestia asta cu impieicatu' a facut pe niznaiu si...tot eu am fost de vina ca nu am zis clar sa ii bage la locul lor...ca de unde era el sa stie ca impiedicatu' meu are legatura cu pantofii lui [cfev] [cfev]
Fiecare primeşte un nume când se naşte, dar trebuie să fie în stare să-şi boteze viaţa cu un cuvânt care să-i dea un sens.
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Postby bibishka » Tue Oct 13, 2009 8:49 am

vaiiii [cfev] in toti barbatii de pe aici il regasesc pe al meu....ori fi facuti de aceeasi mama [czid] [czid] [czid] [czid] [czid] [czid] [czid] [czid] [czid] [czid] [czid] [czid] [czid] [czid] [czid] [czid]


prietenia este o legatura,dar care nu multora le e data si pe care nu toti o pot intemeia.
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Postby bella84 » Tue Oct 13, 2009 8:50 am

[Ma tavalesc de ras] [Ma tavalesc de ras] Ralu ce haioasa ai fost mai ales la partea cu pantofii [pupi]


Cat cerul e albastru suntem deasupra tuturor !!!
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Postby Floraa » Tue Oct 13, 2009 9:06 am

Da' de dezlegat sireturile le dezleaga?
Ca al meu nu, si asa-s de broscaiti pantofii dupa o luna de purtat [cfev] [cfev] [cfev]
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Postby Arheoloaga » Tue Oct 13, 2009 9:38 am

Fiecare primeşte un nume când se naşte, dar trebuie să fie în stare să-şi boteze viaţa cu un cuvânt care să-i dea un sens.
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Postby adeluta75 » Tue Oct 13, 2009 5:03 pm

Nici al meu nu e mai breaz [czid] ....vesnic pantofii in m ijlocul camerei...mereu nu isi gaseste chilotii si ciorapii...in fiecare zi fac rondul sa-i caut pe uinde i-a pus, nu de alta dar ca sa-i spal [:D]

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Postby bibishka » Tue Oct 13, 2009 5:46 pm

[czid] ........dar tricouri cum le dau jos de pe ei si le mai strang putin in mana sa para o minge si sa le arunce pe te miri unde.....gasiti????????.....eu da ...la greu.....pe unde nici nu gandesc
eu in dormitor dupa usa am o cutie cu jucarii.....treisferturi din hainele lui acolo le gasesc [czid] ......tricouri purtate 1h , care daca ar fi fost scose frumos si puse tot intinse mi-ar fi apreciat si mie munca/calcatul.....
si nu vreau sa fac acum o poza sa vedeti adidasi pe covorul din living.....ce daca ii luam in picioare [cfev]


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