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Forum CopilulMeu • View topic - La o cafelutza

La o cafelutza

Mituri si realitati! Femeile despre... barbati! Barbatii despre... femei!

Postby mary_lou » Thu Oct 01, 2009 7:52 am

:)))))))))) Wai da aveti chef de haz dis de dimineata??

Stie bre ca m-o mirosit aseara cand m-am bagat in pat si m-o luat la rost : "da te-ai dat la samponu meu nu?"

Si eu i-am zis pai poti si tu oricand sa te speli cu al meu...

Raspunsul: "Da sa miros a piersica si chestii dulci sa fiu proaspat ca zana primavereii"!!!





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Postby bogaris » Thu Oct 01, 2009 7:52 am

peste o luna nu mai visez...chiar fac...da nu cu altcineva [:D]

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Postby Dual » Thu Oct 01, 2009 7:54 am

Ce raspuns a primit bietul om! [Ma tavalesc de ras] Il faci zan? [:D]
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Postby mary_lou » Thu Oct 01, 2009 7:55 am






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Postby Cami-N » Thu Oct 01, 2009 7:56 am

neatza fetelor... Marie,ai haz de dimineata...sa inteleg ca-i mai bine Octavu? Gata cafeaua...ma imbrac si-o tai acus...
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Postby dragomir lucia » Thu Oct 01, 2009 7:57 am

buna dimineata!
e de groaza ce povesti se mai aud de gradinitele din frumoasa nostra tara...daunazi cumnata mea imi zice ca intr-o zi cand s-a dus sa-l ia pe fii-su au avut surpriza sa gaseasca intr-o camera obscura adunati toti copii care dadeau semne de raceala ,toti cu masti la nas...ii tinea ca pe niste condamnati,nu inteleg de ce nu au sunat parintii sa vina sa-i ia in loc sa-i izoleze toata ziua...in ceea ce priveste mancarea....e jale,uite asa se deprind copii nostri cu toate prostiile...offf

Diana,eu zic ca nu ai de ce sa ai emotii cu preavizul,sa stii ca si eu m-am aflat in situatia ta,dar am ales sa-mi iau o perioada concediu fara plata sa vad daca situatia se inbunatateste si daca mai are sens sa-mi las copilul cu altcineva si sa ma duc la serviciu pt un salar care la fel nu a crescut de mult timp si pe care nici la timp nu-l mai primesc. succes!
va pup pe toate,o zi buna va doresc!
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Postby mary_lou » Thu Oct 01, 2009 7:58 am






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Postby bogaris » Thu Oct 01, 2009 8:02 am

da-o naibii de situatie marie, nu mai bine te uiti pe geam afara? mai sunt fanfare?
io vorbesc cu voi pe sustache, ca o venit generalul

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Postby mischaela » Thu Oct 01, 2009 8:04 am

gata ... se pare ca raluca zboara la gradi azi ...
nu i-am suflat mucii deloc de dimineata ...
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lucia .. despre ce gradi e vorba?
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Postby Cami-N » Thu Oct 01, 2009 8:04 am

Najpa cu situatia...ma duc si eu la fisc acusi cu o situatie....as vrea sa vad moaca contabilului aluia care nu stie sa soldeze un cont... pacat ca sigur dau tot de grasa de la ghiseu [cfev] In alta ordine de idei,eu ador parfumurile barbatesti...alea faine desigur,intr-o vreme chiar foloseam unul mai dulceag [:D] ... Aaaaa si mai visez uneori si eu ca fac sex cu barbati pe care nu i-am intalnit in viata mea si-i atat de bine nene...ca ma trezesc uda toata [:D]
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