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Postby Dual » Fri Aug 21, 2009 12:16 pm

Oare cat vor mai exploata si cat vor mai stoarce bani din imaginea unui om de care, drept sa spun, mie mi-a fost mila?
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Postby florina_75 » Fri Aug 21, 2009 12:43 pm

referitor la elena carstea... se pare ca nu va mai fi supusa interventiei chirurgicale datorita problemelor pe care le are cu glanda tiroida... va urma un tratament doar... sa speram ca va da rezultate
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Postby mischaela » Sun Sep 06, 2009 8:04 am

pe asta a madamei ecaterina ati auzit-o?
Pentru a preveni desfraul din scoli, ministra Ecaterina Andronescu a decis introducerea semestriala a testelor de virginitate pentru elevi, dupa ce un sondaj a aratat ca peste 80% dintre elevii cu varste cuprinse intre 12 si 15 ani si-au inceput viata sexuala.

Daca parintii s-au aratat incantati de aceasta decizie, elevilor nu le-a picat prea bine, mai ales ca testele se fac atat cu detectorul de minciuni pentru baieti, cat si prin controale ginecologice pentru fete.

Testele se vor face pana in anul 1 de facultate, Ecaterina Andronescu subliniind ca "o viata sexuala sanatoasa incepe dupa terminarea liceului, la 19-20 de ani".

Conform statisticilor Ministerului Sanatatii, doar 20% dintre minori folosesc metode contraceptive, situatie care a cantarit si ea destul de greu in decizia oficialilor de la Ministerul Educatiei si Invatamantului.

Noile metode de tinere sub control a vietii sexuale a minorilor vor intra in vigoare incepand cu anul scolar 2009-2010.

Elevii care sunt prinsi cu rezultate negative la teste vor fi exmatriculati sau, in cel mai bun caz, transferati la scoli de corectie.

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Postby mamiy » Sun Sep 06, 2009 8:16 am

E tare rau faza asta!!!!! [alc]
Am inteles eu bine - daca nu sunt virgini, ii exmatriculeaza???????? [cfev]
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Postby mischaela » Sun Sep 06, 2009 8:23 am

ii baga la scoala de corectie [alc]
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acu va dati seama ... oralu' o sa fie la putere ... [alc]
ca asa se protejeaza himenu', nu?
bre bolanda e coana asta ...
mai intai a vrut sa distruga spiruharetistii ...
acum sta cu mana'n chilotei ...
da' cornuletu' cu lapte unde'i?
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Postby bella84 » Sun Sep 06, 2009 8:28 am

Asta e batuta in cap rau de tot [cfev] [cfev] [cfev] numai ea putea sa scoata asemenea aberatii auzi taina de aia nu invata copiii la scoala ca fac sex ce porcarie....vorba ta de acum traiasca oralul sau o gasi si la ala ceva de facut le o lua probe si din gura inainte de ore [cfev] mama ei de minte cand e dusa de acasa... [dead]


Cat cerul e albastru suntem deasupra tuturor !!!
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Postby marimira » Sun Sep 06, 2009 10:11 am

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Postby bucurroxana » Sun Sep 06, 2009 10:25 am

mai fetelor glumiti nu? ce naiba mai e si asta? ce are una cu alta frate?
ce tampenie nu pot sa cred ca intr-o atra democrata s-ar putea macar discuta asa ceva. pai in primul rand copii au voie sa se casatreasca la 16 ani cu acordul parintilor si nu au voie sa faca sex?
sau poate le cere mai intai certificatul sau poate acordul parintilor sa poata face sex?
doamne cu adevarat femeia asta e dusa rau. nu stiu cine draq a mai pus-o odata acolo ca nici prima oara nu a facut nimic?! [cfev] [cfev]

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Postby bucurroxana » Sun Sep 06, 2009 10:26 am

auzi poate ii trece prin minte sa ne controlze si pe noi sa vada data ultimului sex ca paote influentam copiii>? [:D]

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Postby Floraa » Sun Sep 06, 2009 11:42 am

[Ma tavalesc de ras] [Ma tavalesc de ras] [Ma tavalesc de ras]
Imi aduc aminte cum era cand eram eu fata [:D] .............erau la usa scolii fimeia de servici si proful de sport (daca nu avea alta treaba si se ocupa cu UTC-ul).........in fine astia doi ne controlau la matricola.
Cine avea matricola intra, cine nu, acasa [bicl]

De-acu' or sa stea cu masa ginecologica la usa in fiecare dimineata.........cine are himenu' intra.
Iar la baieti cu detectorul de minciuni.............io-te-asa incep orele pe la amiaza in loc de ora 8.00

Valeuuuuuuuuuuuuu ce tampenie...........da' fiemeia asta cre' ca are traume din copilarie [cfev]
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