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Loc de dat cu capu'

Mituri si realitati! Femeile despre... barbati! Barbatii despre... femei!

Postby bucurroxana » Sun Jun 14, 2009 5:00 pm

fetele imi dati voie sa ma dau eu cu capu [czid] [czid] [czid] in locul lu biata nasi-mea care aseara a avut parte de o surpriza la nunta...... a venit o tanti in rochie ca a ei [cfev] [cfev] [cfev] [cfev] . saraca ii venea sa-si traga palme a dat 800 ron pe rochie a luat-o de la targ si cand colo [czid] [czid] [czid] si a plecat inapoi si si-a pus costumul de pe zi cu salul de la alta rochie si asa a putut sa fie si ea nasa. [cfev] [cfev] naspa rau sa te trezesti asa.
aaa si ma dau si eu putin [czid] [czid] [czid] ca ospatarul mi-a varsat sos pe sacou si eu cesca de cafea pe fusta. si nici macar nu bausem [:D] [:D] [:D] am mers la baie si am dat cu apa rece a iesit cafeaua si am uscat fusta la uscatorul de maini [:D] [:D] noroc ca aveam jupa ca intrau femeile acolo si eu cu fusta in sus faceam vant sa se usuce [cfev]

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Postby mamiy » Sun Jun 14, 2009 8:35 pm

Am scapat un borcan in bucatarie [czid] [czid] [czid] Zob s-a facut!!
Am maturat de zece ori si am aspirat de trei si tot mi-e frica la cate aschii erau !!! Ce o sa fac cu [bebe] ???? Of,impedicata mai sunt!!!!!! [czid] [czid] [czid]
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Postby Cami-N » Sun Jun 14, 2009 8:36 pm

Eu in locul ei nu ma schimbam [:D] Treaba aleia daca era imbracata ca nasa! Important era ca ea sa arate bine si sa poarte ce-i placea. In pozici si pe film,nu mai conta ca mai era o rochie ca a ei in sala,dar se vede ca avea costumatia de zi.
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Postby mischaela » Mon Jun 15, 2009 9:43 am

asta nu-i nimik ... da' sa vedeti viitoare cumnata .. care la nunta e mai mireasa ca mireasa ... [cfev]
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Postby bucurroxana » Mon Jun 15, 2009 9:47 am

asta e ca in filmul ala cu soacra perfecta care s-a imbracat toata in alb. brrr ce tampenie fiecare la randul lui cat de nesimtit poti fi sa faci asta special [dead]

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Postby mischaela » Mon Jun 15, 2009 9:49 am

pai vezi ...
alea saracele nu au nici o vina cu rochiile ...
da' sa o faci intentionat ... [cfev] [cfev]
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Postby bogaris » Mon Jun 15, 2009 10:14 am

copiii-s in vacanta, home alone, si ma terorizeaza cu telefoanele [czid]
unde-i aia, unde-i ailalta [:D]

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Postby bella84 » Mon Jun 15, 2009 10:30 am

Ma doare capu' si atat [czid] ...da totusi ma simt bine [:D] [fuga]


Cat cerul e albastru suntem deasupra tuturor !!!
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Postby mary_lou » Mon Jun 15, 2009 11:27 am

Pai daca te doare capu..de ce vrei sa-l mai dai de peretzi? Esti sado?! [:D]





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Postby bella84 » Mon Jun 15, 2009 11:34 am



Cat cerul e albastru suntem deasupra tuturor !!!
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