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Care este primul lucru pe care ti l-a spus cineva astazi?

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Postby jo_ana » Wed Jun 03, 2009 12:23 pm

Cineva-ul meu mi-a zis asa...era inca pe jumate adormit [:D]
"apa mac-mac!"...si-apoi a sarit pe mine, m-a pupat si a cerut "dua!" [cfev]
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Postby nicol_s » Wed Jun 03, 2009 12:27 pm

Mi-e dor de Chiti meu, si ea imi cerea apa dis-de-dimineata [noroc]

Azi nu mi-a spus nimeni nicio vorba buna cand m-am trezit, tati a plecat azi noapte in deplasare [motor] , iar Chiti e la tara. [czid]

Cu voi pe forum am vorbit pentru prima data pe ziua de azi. [noroc]
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Postby jo_ana » Wed Jun 03, 2009 12:31 pm

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Postby mary_lou » Thu Jun 11, 2009 1:42 pm

Mami pepte tzitza Otavu papa!! [czid]


ps. nu stiu ce l-o palit pe asta mic cu tzitzele de la o bucata de timp! [alc]





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Postby mary_lou » Thu Aug 06, 2009 10:34 pm

Primu lucru nul mai tin minte..da tocmai am avut parte de ultimul:

"-auzi da nu imi inchizi si mie televizoru?Mi-e somn"


ps precizez ca el doarme in celelalt dormitor, usile sunt deschise si telecomanda era la el in dormitor langa televizor...Apai sa-i scada burtica daca se dadea el jos din pat?!! Nu...vine Maritza... [box]





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Postby carstea_diana » Fri Aug 07, 2009 1:28 pm

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Postby carstea_diana » Fri Aug 07, 2009 1:29 pm

primul lucru pe care l-am auzit azi..."hai mai trezeste-te si tu, nu-ti ajunge cat dormisi?" [blabla] [blabla] [blabla]
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Postby mary_lou » Fri Aug 07, 2009 1:30 pm






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Postby carstea_diana » Fri Aug 07, 2009 1:32 pm

norocul meu ca eram nca sub "vraja" inimioarei alea de pe nes, ca altfel reactiona [brutal] adormita [:D]
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Postby DRIANA » Fri Aug 07, 2009 2:31 pm

Primul lucru pe care l-am auzit azi dimineata a fost soneria de la telefonul mobil...am deschis ochii si m-am uitat la ceas...era 11 [bis]

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