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Postby bella84 » Wed Jun 03, 2009 8:20 am

Lasa Rox uita te si tu ca mine la puiutii aia de catei [:D] sunt mai draguti...tortuloaiele alea sunt de hartie ,,cremponata,, cum spune nepoata mea [:D] ...deci fara gust fara miros [cool]


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Postby Arheoloaga » Wed Jun 03, 2009 8:24 am

Maiculita ce de tortulete [poft] Acu' nu stiu cum sunt la gust...da' asa dupa ochi, nu l-as fi ales pe al doilea pt nunta mea nici daca mi-l dadeau gratis...hidos de-a dreptul! Imi place in schimb cel in forma de harpa sau ce-o fi [suzeta]
Fiecare primeşte un nume când se naşte, dar trebuie să fie în stare să-şi boteze viaţa cu un cuvânt care să-i dea un sens.
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Postby nicol_s » Wed Jun 03, 2009 8:27 am

Waw, mi-am adus aminte de-o faza la o nunta cu fitze [cool] .
Erau la masa cu noi niste simandicoase (of sa nu par barfitoare)...care de prea multe fitze ce aveau in cap n-au vazut ca la portia de tortulet erau niste trandafirasi micuti pur si simplu din plastic, dar atat de frumosi incat au crezut ca sunt de zahar.......si hop cu unul in gura [:D]

Credeti-ma ca m-am ridicat de la masa si am iesit din local sa pot rade [Ma tavalesc de ras] [Ma tavalesc de ras] [Ma tavalesc de ras] si s-o las pe aia sa-si arunce trandafirasul din gura, ca probabil de rusine il tinea in gura si tot mesteca la el [:D]

Super faza!!! n-o s-o uit cat oi trai !!! [cool]
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Postby bella84 » Wed Jun 03, 2009 8:29 am

[Ma tavalesc de ras] [Ma tavalesc de ras] [Ma tavalesc de ras] [}:)] Da si a meritat o


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Postby marimira » Wed Jun 03, 2009 8:34 am

Super faza Nicol!!! Am ras pe rupte [Ma tavalesc de ras]

Fetele da vad ca vreti s-o puteni de-o intalneala prin august, Mary draga iar corupi lumea? [:D]
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Postby nicol_s » Wed Jun 03, 2009 8:48 am

Nu mi-a placut niciodata scortosenia!!! [czid]

Mereu am fost eu insumi, bineinteles am respectat bunele maniere in limita posibilitatilor, n-am facut insa abuz niciodata.
Dar intotdeauna m-am uitat ce bag in gura... [:D]
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Postby bogaris » Wed Jun 03, 2009 9:17 am

mai , astea-s torturi din Kuweit, deci de-aia arata asa colorate

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Postby bella84 » Wed Jun 03, 2009 9:19 am



Cat cerul e albastru suntem deasupra tuturor !!!
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Postby bibishka » Wed Jun 03, 2009 9:41 am

[cool] [cool] [cool] Nicol....
o mica barfa si de la mine...eu vb cu cineva sii povesteam ca mi-am luat de la viena parfumul chance-chanel...cu noi era o tipa care e tare increzuta...casatorita cu un iranian si ne tot zice ca ea are ca ea face ca isi cumpara numai chestii de firma...da probabil le poarta prin casa...ca eu ma mai pricep la etichete....si cad aude sare si ea cu gura ...aproape a tipat.....a din ala am si eu....l-am luat de la avon.....
s-a facut liniste
apoi tot entuziasmata...tu de unde l-ai luat (probabil ca nu era atenta la ce spusesem la inceput) ....eh, de la un magazin....a da nu stiam ca aistia au produsele si in magazin [cfev]
nu mai stiam cum sa schim subiectul ca imi era mie rusine de rusinea ei.....


prietenia este o legatura,dar care nu multora le e data si pe care nu toti o pot intemeia.
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Postby bella84 » Wed Jun 03, 2009 9:42 am

[Ma tavalesc de ras] [Ma tavalesc de ras] [Ma tavalesc de ras] [Ma tavalesc de ras] [Ma tavalesc de ras] [cool]


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