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Forum CopilulMeu • View topic - Ce ma enerveaza la sotul meu?

Ce ma enerveaza la sotul meu?

Bune si rele despre...barbati! Feluri de a fi, moduri de a gandi...Experiente, discutii, "reclamatii".

Postby jo_ana » Sat May 23, 2009 3:03 pm

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Postby oanadd » Sat May 23, 2009 3:20 pm

pe mine ma enerveaza ca minte. 'adi, tu ai mancat toata ciocolata din frigider?' 'Nu!'. [cfev] [cfev] 'suntem numai noi doi in casa!' 'Nu stiu! Nu am mancat-o eu!' [:D] 'adi, de ce ai lasat fierul de calcat pe masa si nu l-ai pus la locul lui?' 'nu l-am lasat eu' [cfev] [cfev] [cfev] [cfev] [cusca] [cusca] [cusca] [cusca] 'da' cine? tata din mormant?' 'el sigur nu, dar nici eu' [box] [box] [box] [box]
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Postby jo_ana » Sat May 23, 2009 3:27 pm

A, mi-am mai amintit una: vine omul cu o floare de pe balcon. Neatent, atinge cu o crenguta,usa balconului...crenguta, fireste se rupe...ce se intampla?........
"Da' oare cine te-a pus sa scoti floarea pe balcon? Stiai ca e prea tare soarele. Vezi, acum ai rezolvat-o! "... sare el, nu eu! Noroc ca eram intr-o pasa super-buna si m-am apucat de ras...
Adica marele of: omul meu nu suporta critica, nu-si poate asuma nicio gresala. E PERFECT!
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Postby SiMonik » Sat May 23, 2009 9:57 pm

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Postby SiMonik » Sat May 23, 2009 10:03 pm

aaa...jo_ana,al meu ma lasa pe mine sa iau decizii desi insist sa isi spuna si el parerea("facem cum vrei tu,mami!")si cand ne mai certam imi scoate ochii ca il comand eu ,"ca pe telecomanda".Eeei ,zi si tu...? [cfev]
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Postby ilinca_mioara » Sun May 24, 2009 12:19 am

Deci sa ma simt o "norocoasa" ca nu am barbat??????? [:D]
Sunteti tari fetelor....

Va pup pe toate!
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Postby nicol_s » Mon May 25, 2009 12:49 pm

Da, cutitul de bucatarie trebuie sa-l ascut eu, caci el nu-l prea foloseste.

Dar intentionat l-am lasat in we sa taie niste painica proaspata care nu s-ar fi taiat felii nici in ruptul capului. [:D]


Si al meu sot ce credeti ca face??? in loc sa ascuta cutitul...apeleaza la un "iatagan" cu lama de vreo 30 cm, care taie foarte bine (il folosesc numai pt a taia blaturile de tort sau pandispanul)

A rezolvat omul problema feliutelor de paine???...sigur ca da!!!

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Postby mischaela » Mon May 25, 2009 12:56 pm

pe mine ma enerveaza ca niciodata nu spune cand are probleme ... [cfev]
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