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Loc de dat cu capu'

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Postby bucurroxana » Fri Apr 24, 2009 12:08 pm

o sa incerc [:D]

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Postby nicol_s » Fri Apr 24, 2009 2:59 pm

Scapa Chitibusa la vegeta ca ursu'la sare [czid] [czid] [czid]
Si nu e prima data cand o gasesc cu paharul de vegeta in manuta, de aceea am incercat sa fiu mai atenta pe unde las vegeta.
Uite ca din graba uitai paharul pe masina de spalat si ochiul de vultur al Chitibusei ii zari cat ai zice peste. [:D]

Era buna de pozat cum tinea paharul in brate si cu un degetel muia in vegeta si apoi il baga in gura.
Insa nu-mi mai arsa de poze, o certai eu putin, iar ea: "dar imi piace mami!!!" [poft]
Sa-i mai zici vreo doua???... [:D]
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Postby bella84 » Fri Apr 24, 2009 4:19 pm

Nu mami nu i mai zice ca si asa ii piace [:D] ...ce dulce e [pupi]


Cat cerul e albastru suntem deasupra tuturor !!!
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Postby bogaris » Sat Apr 25, 2009 11:38 am

eu mai am putin si innebunesc..in fiecare zi doua trei vizite la stomatolog cu Ariana...noroc ca e la doi pasi...acu ii curata, peste doua minute se infunda canalul la loc [czid]

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Postby mischaela » Sat Apr 25, 2009 11:48 am

of ... e de lapte sau e shimbata?
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Postby mary_lou » Sat Apr 25, 2009 7:59 pm

[czid] [czid] [czid] [czid] Ploua afara si io manie voiam sa merg a fac un gratar la livada... [czid] [czid] [czid]





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Postby nicol_s » Sat Apr 25, 2009 9:05 pm

Si pe la noi, la fel Image

Bine ca nu mi-am spalat masina ieri, caci asa aveam de gand, acum imi bagam unghita (unica pe care o am [;) ) in gat. [czid]
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Postby bucurroxana » Sun Apr 26, 2009 9:32 am

nr 1. fimiu ia antibiotic [cfev]
nr 2 ma doare piciorul de mor, mai rau decat atunci cand am cazut [czid] [czid]
o zi minunata [:D]

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Postby bucurroxana » Sat May 02, 2009 7:16 pm

si din nou
nr 1. am spalat o masina de rufe, si cand am deschis: surpriza, inauntru se aflase si un sul de hartie igienica(am masina cu incarcare verticala) [cfev] imi vine sa mor de ieri de cand am comis-o le clatesc si le scutur si le perii. [czid] [czid] [czid] fireste printre ele se afla fusta mea preferata, neagra, care nu stiu cand o voi putea purta si daca voi mai putea, plus pantalonii sotului( ce mi-am auzit... [cfev] [blabla] )
nr. 2 mi-a disparut pisica si m-a lasat cu 5 pisoi pe care i-am hranit cu seringa(aveau 4 zile) dar am scapat i-am bagat la cealalta pisica (care a fatat si ea 4)
cine doreste pisoi, am la oferta 2 plus unul gratis [:D]

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