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Gospodinele contra intelectualelor

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Postby Arheoloaga » Wed Apr 01, 2009 4:10 pm

Ca de obicei, eu nu-s nici in caruta, nici in teleguta. Intelectuala...mai am de citit carti si de dobandit experiente, asa ca sunt inca departe, iar gospodina sunt chiar si mai putin decat intelectuala. Adica fac ce am de facut, dar mai mereu ajutata; adica eu sterg praful, el spala WC-ul, eu fac ordine in dulapuri, el baga aspiratorul, eu gatesc, el pune masa si asa mai departe. Imi place sa am casa plina, dar nu strang imediat dupa ce au plecat musafirii...Nu calc lucruri mai mari ca mine, adica lenjerii de pat, perdele, draperii si altele [:D] Daca e Star Trek Voyager sau Grey's Anatomy la televizor, nu mai calc nici lucrurile mai mici ca mine [:D] De panze de paienjeni nu ma ocup eu, ca sunt prea mica si n-ajung nici cu matura (asta daca sunt in colturile de sus). Mancare fac in limitele bunului simt, Nicola e incantat de tot ceea ce gatesc eu...dar el reuseste sa bage orice in stomac. Cand lucram 12 ore pe zi faceam supa la plic (adica saptamana trecuta [:D] ) si era al naibii de buna si aia. [bis]
P.S Si eu am manusa de bucatarie si am si timer ca sa stiu cat fierb pastele. Oare sunt mai gospodina decat intelectuala? [:o)]
Fiecare primeşte un nume când se naşte, dar trebuie să fie în stare să-şi boteze viaţa cu un cuvânt care să-i dea un sens.
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Postby Claudia_34 » Wed Apr 01, 2009 5:33 pm

mama, ce discutie incinsa [:D] [cool] faza aia cu praful pe dulap, am auzit-0 la un popa care venea cu botezul. isi anunta enoriasele inainte de a veni sa boteze casele, sa nu se faca de ras cu praful de pe lustra si pe dulap [dead] m-am crucit cand am auzit. ce mentalitate [czid] ca doar nu sterg praful doar cand vine popa sau ca vine popa. intodeauna am avut asa o rezisenta fara de falsa comunicare sau cum sa-i zic...comunicare seaca, de fatada. gen : "vai, scuzati ca la mine in casa e deranj" [czid] ce deranj, frate? eu cand ma duc la cineva, nu stau sa inspectez casa..uimitor, da unele gazde iti atrag atentia desi tie nici prin gand nu-ti trece sa te uiti la cum ii stau franjurile la covor sau cum pe unde este praful..:si te trezesti cu o marturisire care cade ca nuca-n perete: "vai, nu am avut deloc timp sa sterg praful de pe frigider sau sa schimb fata de masa" [dead] [czid]
Tot ce ne deranjeaza la ceilalti, ne ajuta sa ne intelegem mai bine pe noi insine.
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Postby bogaris » Thu Apr 02, 2009 7:07 am

bai, eu am vorba: cui nu-i place sa nu mai vina la mine [:D] adica asta ii ziceam si nebunei de soacra cand incepea...ca au fost aia la voi (aia fiind cei mai buni prieteni ai nostri) si tu aveai vasele in chiuveta...so what???...aia daca au venit, au venit sa ne vada pe noi, sa bea un sprit cu noi, sa povestim, n-au venit sa faca inspectie casei

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Postby mary_lou » Thu Apr 02, 2009 11:37 am

Io ce sa va zic ..De doua saptamani de cand a inceput operatiunea :Crocobaurii, ma sperii de ce gasesc pe sub paturi, dulapuri si in cele mai intunecate colturi...Am familii de paianjeni (ce noua nu ne trebe animale de casa?! [:D] - deci avem), am gasit lucruri de care am uitat complet...am descoperit cateva ascunzatori ale lui fiumiu - una plina cu bomboane de pom si una cu pufuletzi... [alc]
Io recunosc ca la mine niciodata nu e ordine total toata casa..Doar daca nu sta nimeni...Ceva hartii dosare tot se regasesc pe birou...Reviste pe la baie sunt... [:D]





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Postby oare » Thu Apr 02, 2009 11:47 am

las' ca io am gasit cascaval intr-o cutie cu jucarii. ce , lor nu le e foame? si colectie de piscoturi sub pat. la noi astea se cer si-n miez de noapte si s-o fi gandit Sorana ca-i mai bine sa pune si deoparte.
a fost o zi...cand se putea sfarsi...
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Postby Arheoloaga » Thu Apr 02, 2009 1:04 pm

Uneori la baie se aduna o intreaga biblioteca [cfev] Cartea mea, revistele sotului, integrame etc...
Fiecare primeşte un nume când se naşte, dar trebuie să fie în stare să-şi boteze viaţa cu un cuvânt care să-i dea un sens.
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Postby mischaela » Thu Apr 02, 2009 1:28 pm

eu m-am scos ... resturile alimentare nu ating niciodata podeaua ... prinde potaia din zbor ... [:D]
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Postby bucurroxana » Thu Apr 02, 2009 1:31 pm

cati Wati are aspiratorul canin?

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