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Forum CopilulMeu • View topic - Termeni/sintagme insuportabile

Termeni/sintagme insuportabile

Mituri si realitati! Femeile despre... barbati! Barbatii despre... femei!
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Postby alovel » Tue May 03, 2005 3:06 pm

Carte de bifat pacate!!! Hi, hi, hi! Ce haios! E o carte groasa, nu-i asa?

Cat despre ce a zis Lili cu intrebarea preotului, acum mi-am adus aminte ca pe mine m-a intrebat la molifta: Si copilasul e bine, sanatos? Atunci m-a mirat grija lui pt. binele bebelusului meu, dar acum cred ca tot asta vroia sa stie. Dar a fost mai delicat!
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Postby ralucaolga » Thu May 05, 2005 6:21 am

Alti termeni "minunati":
"laptele de femeie", intr-o carte de ingrijirea copilului.
"camasutza cu chilot atasat, cunoscut si la noi sub denumirea de body"- Capraru.
Si in alt registru, o sintagma enervanta si pana la urma tampita, cer tine de limbajul de lemn: " a efectuat o vizita de lucru" !!!
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Postby lili_ang » Thu May 05, 2005 9:19 am

Cum zicea Mircea Badea aseara in emisiunea lui: Te duci la restaurant si chelnerul te intreaba: Ce serviti azi? Si tu ii spui: Eu mananc boule, tu servesti! [:D] [:D]
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Postby MIRI2005 » Thu May 05, 2005 9:25 am

Marfa [cool] [cool] [cool]
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Postby alovel » Thu May 05, 2005 9:44 am

Misto rau. Nu m-am gandit niciodata ce tampita e formularea: Ce doreste doamna sa serveasca?
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