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Bancuri...tematice!

Educatie sexuala. Despre placere. Sexul si cuplul. Fantezii si jocuri erotice. Disfunctii si remedii.

Postby gabi-cta » Tue Apr 26, 2005 8:42 am

Viiine baiatu'! [motor] [cfev]
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Postby ralucaolga » Tue Apr 26, 2005 11:45 pm

O baba prinde pestisorul de aur. Pestisorul ii cere sa ii dea drumul si ii ofera 3 dorinte, baba, neincrezatoare, ii da drumul si la insistentele pestisorului ii zice sa o faca tanara si frumoasa.
Pestisorul o transforma intr-o tanara rapitoare si ii cere repede a doua dorinta, ca era grabit. Baba se uita in jurul ei, isi vede cocioaba si ii cere pestisorului sa o faca o casa normala, confortabila. Pestisorul ii transforma cocioaba intr-o vila cu etaj, garaj, piscina...etc si ii cere si a treia dorinta. Baba impresionata se uita iar in jurul ei si isi vede motanul speriat iesind din vila. Dorinta e gata, pestisorule, transforma motanul asta intr-un tanar frumos, sa am si eu pe cineva... Motanul e transformat, tanarul e minunat, o ia in brate pe baba si in timp se o trecea pragul casei ii sopteste la ureche: Ce o sa mai regreti tu ca m-ai castrat acum 3 luni!!! [:D]
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Postby tina1 » Wed Apr 27, 2005 12:46 am

Culmea tatuajului: sa tatuezi pe penis un penis mai mare!

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Postby raluca80 » Thu Apr 28, 2005 11:30 am

Doi studenti de la ASE(tip si tipa) sunt impreuna intr-o camera de hotel(erau la munte). Pe la miezul noptii, studentul zice:
- Actiunile sunt in crestere!
- Imi pare rau, dar BURSA este inchisa, raspunde ea!
Dupa vreo cateva minute, iar:
- Actiunile cresc tot mai mult!
- Imi pare rau, BURSA este inchisa!
Si iar..
- Actiunile au atins nivelul maxim!
- Imi pare rau, BURSA este inchisa
Dupa cateva minute, dupa ce se mai gandeste putin, tipa zice:
- S-a deschis BURSA!
- Imi pare rau, am vandut actiunile pe sub mana!!!
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Postby alovel » Thu Apr 28, 2005 12:17 pm

Misto rau!! [:D]
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Postby miti76 » Thu Apr 28, 2005 2:59 pm

Motanul unchi il ia pe motanel si-i spune: "Hai la fu..ut!"
Si era o noapte rece, cu ploaie si motanelul tremuraaaa.
Motanul mare facea: "Miaau"
Ala mic: "Miaau"
Ala mare iar: "Miaau"
Ala mic si el ca prostu: "Miaau".....
La un moment dat, ala mic nu mai poate de frig si zice: "Unchiule, eu mai f..t putin si plec acasa!"
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Postby miti76 » Thu Apr 28, 2005 3:09 pm

Doua blonde stau de vorba.
"Auzi draga, ieri mi-am facut un test de sarcina."
"Si au fost grele intrebarile?"
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Postby MIRI2005 » Thu Apr 28, 2005 8:31 pm

[cool] [cool] [cool]
Sunteti tari, fetelor!!!!
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Postby lumy » Fri Apr 29, 2005 9:59 am

Sunteti durere, fetelor! Chemati [medic] ca mor de ras! [bis] [bis]
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Postby miti76 » Fri Apr 29, 2005 2:01 pm

Dragoste cu lumina stinsa

O femeie era suparata ca sotul ei nu vroia sa faca dragoste dec
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