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mie mi-a placut faza cu cantitatea spermei ...
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nu a zis nimic de chiloti moderni, curati, impecabili ...
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mie sotul meu mi-a zis o vorba ...
eu sunt prea sarac ca sa te insel .... ca sa ai amanta tre' sa ai bani ...
traiam o perioada cu intrebarile unde dracu' dispare asta atata timp?de ce nu raspunde la telefon ... si nu are bani ....
isi cumpara motocicleta si facea si scoala ...
asa ca pe amanta o cheama suzi ... de la suzuki...
Mie mi-a placut faza cu "vine satul acasa"...parca vad amanta cum sta ea in bucatarie si umple sarmalele....si cum ii curge ei rimelul in timp ce caleste ceapa...
Ca sa revin ..daca ii gateste si lui ii mai si place cum gateste ea...aia nu mai e amanta!
Ba , nici nu stiti ce cine romantice poate organiza o amanta , doar are timp si nu-i stresata de copii. S-apoi , io cred ca si o amanta umple sarmale , stati linistite, ca-i femeie nu extraterestru.
Io stiu multe femei care nu umplu sarmale...le iau gata facute, din supermarket...din alea la borcan...dar hai ca suntem off-topic deja.
Sa revenim..care era faza cu isi duce singur rufele murdare la spalat? De ce trebuie sa aiba amanta ca sa faca asta? Ca si al meu le baga singur in cos...o avea amanta??????