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Forum CopilulMeu • View topic - Peticel

Peticel

Copile, ce frumoasa-i lumea din ochii tai! Fiecare mamica intra in "pielea" ta si ne transmite gandurile si trairile tale.

Postby gabi-cta » Sat Apr 16, 2005 12:42 pm

Of, daca sunt mic, toata lumea crede ca sunt si fraier! [cfev] Ieri , in parc, o tanti care enerva pe toata lumea ca statea pe banca si scuipa coji de seminte pe jos (iar copilutzii mai mari ca mine le adunau) a venit la mine si m-a tras de falcutze. Iar mami s-a luat de ea. Eu m-am trezit si cand a inceput idioata sa se strambe la mine: "tze fatze cacaciosul mic?" am inceput sa plang. Dar mami e o doamna, ca de obicei. A rugat-o pe o mamica sa ma tzina putzin si s-a ridicat de pe banca sa se duca spre nebuna aia. Noroc ca aia a "mirosit" ea ceva si a plecat din parc. Altfel... nu stiu ce patzea.
[bataie] Am ajuns si noi acasa si tati m-a luat in bratze. Hi, hi... [:D] mami a uitat sa-i spuna ca am facut kk si el s-a jucat cumine pana mi-a alunecat pampersul si...l-am murdarit!!! Nebunii astia doi radeau si ziceau: "te-ai c...t pe tac'tu! Ha, ha...". Adica? Nu e voie? Sau este, pt ca radeau si cand rad inseamna ca este bine. [coarda]
Ei, toate ca toate dar asta noapte mi-am dat in petec (asa zice mami). Pai nu sunt eu Peticel? Ce vroia, sa-mi dau in gogosi? Alea sunt ale lui Alovel! Imi era foame din doua in doua ore si pe urma ma foiam si ma zgariam pe fatza. Iar mi-am lasat urme iar mami este f suparata. [plang] Zice ca nici daca ma lasa cu Jenel (motanul lui buni) nu aratam asa. Pe langa faptul ca cica iar nu a dormit, m-a pazit pe mine ca sunt agitat. [bebe]
Dar o sa-i treaca ei pana ma insor. [:D]
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Postby gabi-cta » Sat Apr 16, 2005 12:46 pm

Aricel, vezi ca am invatzat repede cum se face kk pe cineva? Multzam fain! [floare]
Sa stiti ca m-am bronzat pe fatza.In rest sunt tot rozaliu. Am chiar conturul de la caciulitza bine delimitat. Mami rade, zice ca sunt desenat. [cool]
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Postby lili_ang » Sat Apr 16, 2005 1:39 pm

Peticel, eu as fi facut kk pe tanti aia din parc! Dar pana la urma e bun orice voluntar! [:D] [:D]
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Postby lumy » Sat Apr 16, 2005 3:44 pm

Si eu tot pe tanti aia, si i-as mai fi dat si-o stanga, si-o dreapta! Uite-asa i-as fi facut [bataie] !
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Postby ralucaolga » Sat Apr 16, 2005 11:19 pm

Eu am vazut astazi pozele cu tine, Rares. Ma uit asa de atenta la monitor si vreau sa bat si cu manuta in tastatura, dar nu ma lasa mami. Si vroiam sa iti spun ca esti tare haios, Peticel. O sa cresti tu repede-repede, de nici nu o sa ii vina lui mami a ta sa creada cat de mare te-ai facut. Vroiam sa te mangai putin pe fata, ca nu stiu inca sa pup, eu doar stau la pupat! [cool] si s aiti spun ca esti dragut si imi sduci aminte de mine cand eram mai micuta putin... [suzeta]
Da eu am invatat acum sa fac asa [bebe] si exersez pana cad din pat. Am luat si azi o tranta, dar mi-a placut...o sa vezi si tu cum e. [pupi] de la Teodora
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Postby gabi-cta » Mon Apr 18, 2005 7:36 am

Va multumesc pt sustinere, dragii mei! [bis] A luat mami atitudine dar aia a fost rapida si a disparut. Oricum o mai injurau si alte mamici. Asa spune mami. [blabla] Ce ma bucur ca m-a vazut Dora in albume! Sunt sexy, nu? Abia astept sa am poze si de cand o sa ma dau cu fundu-n cap, ca ea! [bebe] Si eu as vrea sa ling si sa pup pe toata lumea care se apropie de mine si asta doar pt ca sunt "fomist", cum spune mami.
Ieri a fost o zi superba din toate punctele de vedere. Am fost la plimbare cu mami si tati in parc, am vorbit mult pe strada si pe urma nea-m urcat in masina [motor] si am mers pe malul marii. Mie mi s-a cam rupt filmul si am dormit. M-am trezit acasa, cand ma dezbracau si ziceau ca am adormit ca un betiv in sant [alc] si de ce nu dorm asa si noaptea...?!! [czid]
Se pare ca am fost rau noptile astea ca mami m-a dus la cabinet la nenea doctorul aseara. Ce daca mananc din 2 in 2 ore si pe urma ma foiesc, imi musc manutele si ma zgarii pe ochi? Asta e motiv sa ma asculte iar cu un cablu nebunul ala? [cfev] Si stiti ce i-a zis lui mami? Ca trebuie sa-mi completeze mesele cu Milumil. Nu stiu ce e dar imi place cum suna. [coarda] A incercat mami azi-noapte sa-mi dea sa beau laptic si dintr-un biberon, dar eu nu am vrut. Eu ma tin bine de tzatze, nu le dau drumul. Ce daca de la 3 noaptea nu mai dorm si mananc din ora in ora ? Dar nu inteleg de ce plange mami si zice ca nu mai are ce sa-mi dea? Sa ma tina in brate si sa-mi cante ca eu imi musc manutele si dupa ce ma zgarii pe ochi plang un pic si cand ma pupa ea, rad. [:D]
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Postby andrushca » Mon Apr 18, 2005 8:36 am

Pai, mai Peticel, cum sa nu o antrenezi tu pe mami a ta pentru capriciile unei viitoare nurori (bine, la alta scala de valori)? [:D]
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Postby gabi-cta » Mon Apr 18, 2005 9:17 am

Stimata doamna, aveti de gand sa-mi aduceti o printesa la usa? [:D] Va astept! [bis]
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Postby andrushca » Mon Apr 18, 2005 9:45 am

Mult stimate domnishor...va dezamagesc, dar nu...eu tot flacau voi avea...dar ma gandesc la, ca cat esti de dulce, se vor lipi destul de repede "coconitzele" de tine!
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Postby gabi-cta » Mon Apr 18, 2005 9:58 am

Biiine, m-ai pacalit! [suzeta] Dar nu-i nimic, asteptam flacaul la joaca! [basket]
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