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Forum CopilulMeu • View topic - de ce nu mai facem sex?

de ce nu mai facem sex?

Educatie sexuala. Despre placere. Sexul si cuplul. Fantezii si jocuri erotice. Disfunctii si remedii.

Postby Lavinia04 » Wed Nov 23, 2005 12:04 pm

Intra-devar e mult timp,eu nu stiu daca as fii rezistat atat amar de vreme fara sex [:D] ,sigur nu as fii putut.

Daca eram in situatia ei .....se lasa .cu bataie [box] [cfev]
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Postby Link » Wed Nov 23, 2005 12:05 pm

Eu as merge pe mana lui alovel. Pt ca in rest exista tot felul de "ustensile". Tre' doar baterii [:D]
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Postby lilya » Wed Nov 23, 2005 1:37 pm

Oricum intradevar o discutie sincera intre cei doi ar fi rezolvat problema demult.
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Postby Mellyssa » Wed Nov 23, 2005 3:46 pm

Io m-am distrat de nu mai pot [Ma tavalesc de ras] [ Rad cu gura pana la urechi]
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Postby Mihaela_Miruna » Wed Nov 23, 2005 4:07 pm

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Postby mada_c » Thu Nov 24, 2005 8:26 am

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Postby Adonis » Sun Jan 28, 2007 5:18 pm

E complicat daca intr-un cuplu exista ranchiuni, conflicte nerezolvate. Sotia mea cand e suparata pe mine, imi spune ca mai intai trebuie sa o impac, sa discutam, sa ma ierte si abia dupa....trecem la in pat. Eu, dimpotriva. Daca sunt suparata pe ea, trecem la inpat ca apoi sa discutam despre ceea ce ne face sa nu ne intelegem..
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Postby Link » Mon Jan 29, 2007 5:16 pm

Am citit de curand pe un forum aiurea ceva ce pare banc, insa nu sunt convins ca e banc ori realitate. Discutiile de aici ma fac sa-i dau share. E in engleza, sper sa nu fie o problema.

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I have never understood why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much.


FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my wife and I were getting intobed. The passion starts to heat up, when she eventually said, "I don't feel likeit, I just want you to hold me." I said "WHAT??!! What was that?!" So she says the words that every husband on the planet dreads to hear ... "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She then responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not for what I do in the bedroom?" Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep...

The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a good lunch and then went shopping at a very big department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to complement her new clothes, so I said "Let's get a pair for each outfit".

We went onto the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you...she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she then asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis. I think I threw her when I said, "That's fine, honey." She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, "I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier."

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel like it. "Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled "WHAT?" I then said "Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman." And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?"

Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either.
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