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Forum CopilulMeu • View topic - Cel mai jenant lucru despre mine

Cel mai jenant lucru despre mine

Mituri si realitati! Femeile despre... barbati! Barbatii despre... femei!

Postby lili_ang » Wed Mar 23, 2005 7:03 pm

La primul control ginecologic, eram in Iasi si am ales o femeie! Cand mi-a zis: stai linistita ca si eu tot de asta am, m-am mai relaxat ca eram incordata rau!
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Postby ralucaolga » Wed Mar 23, 2005 7:05 pm

Lumy, sa iti spun eu ce e jenant, un socru tiranic si nebun, care a facut crize cand l-am anuntat ca ne casatorim, spunand ca ii fur odorul. Si apoi, de fata cu mine, le spune altora: sa ii spuneti lui Raluca de ce am vorbit. Ca si cum eu nu exist, nu sunt acolo. Sau cand conduce si se enerveaza iese din masina sa se ia la bataie cu oponentul, de fata cu noi. Fiecare intalnire cu el este foarte jenanta.
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Postby deea99 » Wed Mar 23, 2005 11:44 pm

Fetelor va bag si eu o situatie jenanta dar nu cu mine, cu o doamna foarta cocheta (baba din aceea foarte rujata ,fardata si...tapata)care alerga sa prinda autobuzul.Dar se impiedica de bordura aceia care delimiteaza perimetrul unui copac,si ii sare frumusetea de par rosu din cap.Va dati seama ce a simtit ea in momentul acela [:D]
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Postby deea99 » Wed Mar 23, 2005 11:59 pm

Mi-am mai amintit una! Sotul meu, cind a mers prima oara in Germania a ramas uimit de cit de multe biciclete ,trotinete, role erau pe strada............Iese din hotel cu prietenul lui si tocmai pe linga ei trece o batrina imbracata sport cu rucsac in spate care tot impingea la o trotineta.Sotul meu cind o vede nu se poate abtine si zice:Al dracului baboi si-a luat trotineta si se duce sa-si ia pensia!Batrina se opreste si le zice:Buna zuia, baieti!Sotul meu atunci si-a dorit sa intr in pamint de rusie.
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Postby danaG » Thu Mar 24, 2005 10:16 am

Sa scriu si eu repede ca iar ma lasa cu buza umflata forumul asta.
Am avut o situatie super jenanta chiar acum cateva zile. Aveam pe mine niste pantaloni pe care nu-i mai purtasem de mult. Am constatat ca sunt cam fixi pe mine dar am zis ca nu ma asez nicaieri doar ma duceam in Cora. Razvan s-a suit int-un carut cu masinuta si ma striga la un moment dat. Eu uit ce am pe mine si ma aplec. Pantalanii au parait........ Va inchipuiti cum m-am simtit.
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Postby anaconti » Thu Mar 24, 2005 11:04 am

Fetelor, sunteti absolut mortale! Nu se plictiseste omul cu voi niciodata! [cool]
DanaG, sa ma scuzi, te rog, dar m-a pufnit rasul cand ti-am citit patania! [:D]
Eu am tot asa niste pantaloni care "au intrat la apa" [:D] si mereu, mereu se deschide fermoarul!...Ma dispera! Si ce credeti? Ca reusesc sa fac o cura de slabire sau sport? Sau sa-mi iau alti pantaloni? Nuuuu....In schimb am avut inspiratia sa-mi cumpar chilotei la aceeasi nuanta cu pantalonul! [:D] Macar sa fiu asortata!

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Postby danaG » Thu Mar 24, 2005 11:15 am

Buna ideea ta. La mine orice culoare nu ma scotea din necaz. Ramasese un mosulica interzis. Am dat plovarul jos si l-am legat in jurul mijlocului. Ce puteam sa fac?
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Postby ariannna » Fri Mar 25, 2005 12:06 pm

Mi s-au intamplat multe,multe...ultima circa o luna un urma.
Ma intorceam acasa dupa o zii intreaga petrecuta prin magazine,eram foarte obosita.Ma gandeam foarte intens la o chestie si cu "ochii mintii" sau obisnuinta am vazut semaforul si m-am oprit,pacat ca era VERDE.M-am trezit doar cand din galben a devenit rosu si nu verde,atunci am inteles ce prostie am facut,si m-ma facut mica,mica in masina.In spatele meu erau vreo 5-6 masini dar doar persoanele din doua cred ca au vazut faza,CULMEA NU A CLACSONAT NICI UNUL.
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Postby MIRI2005 » Fri Mar 25, 2005 1:18 pm

Daca tot vorbim de socrii stati sa va spun si eu una, dar nu cred ca e jenanta(pt. mine), cred ca-i mai mult enervanta.Cand am aflat ca voi avea o fata n-am vrut sa le spun socrilor, pentru a nu-i bucura( ei au avut 2 baieti si-si doreau mult o fata, dar cum eu sunt in sucar cu ei n-am vrut sa-i fac fericiti, asa ca i-am tinut in suspans pana am nascut).Dar cu cateva zile inainte sa nasc imi zice socra-miu, care era in starea lui naturala, adica [alc] :daca nu faci fata, ti-l iau pe Radu(Radu-i fii-miu) la tara. Va dati seama? De ce era el in masura sa-mi puna conditii?Nici nu va imaginati ce nervi am avut.
Vreti ceva de care m-am jenat toata sarcina?Dar nu-i ceva haios, muream de rusine.Aveam multe gaze si ma apuca fix unde era lume mai multa. Sa nu radeti...
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Postby lumy » Wed Apr 06, 2005 2:01 pm

Sa vedeti ca intr-adevar am inceput sa ma tampesc!Voiam sa cumpar niste pateuri cu branza si m-am adresat foarte serios vanzatoarei: dati-mi 400 mililitri de pateuri... , bineinteles ca vanzatoarea s-a uitat la mine cu niste ochi mari, dupa care vazandu-l pe Alex, a ras cu subinteles ! Uite asa m-am facut eu de kk azi!Daca numai cu mancarea copilului sunt in cap! [cfev] [cfev] [cfev]
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