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Loc de dat cu capu'

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Postby anafmaria » Mon Oct 30, 2006 4:24 pm

aoleu, Dano... fi-i-ar mama lui de jegos, crede ca daca el mananca laturi, toata lumea e ca el! eu nu cumpar nimic de la tarani, dar nimic, nene!
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Postby bebeca » Mon Oct 30, 2006 4:30 pm

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Postby anafmaria » Mon Oct 30, 2006 4:34 pm

scoate-o la plimbare de manuta. oboseste lemn si aerul rece ii face si pofta de mancare [cool]
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Postby Cami-N » Mon Oct 30, 2006 4:37 pm

PE MINE NOAPTEA ASTA DEVREME MA DEPRIMA CA NAIBA! [czid] [czid] [czid] [czid] [czid] [dead] [cfev] [cfev]
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Postby Trix » Mon Oct 30, 2006 4:38 pm

E nebun, pe cuvantu meu ca e nebun - de stephane vorbesc. Am descuoperit de ce Rares e constipat rau de tot, face caca piatra si greu tare de tot. El a pus in cutia de lapte praf punga cu fulgi de orez (seamana, dar cum a ajuns acolo???). [czid] [czid] Si cum baiatu a urlat ca lui ii e foame dupa ce a supt alaltaieri o ora intreaga, l-am pus pe ta-su sa faca lapte cu cereale si a facut apa cu fulgi de porumb si cereale [czid] si ieri la pranz la fel si aseara la fel. Azi m-am uitat io la sticla dupa ce am pus "laptele praf" si era gros. m-am gandit ca poate s-a stricat si il gust [czid] [czid] Erau fulgi de orez.

Nu-i normal. 7 masuri de fulgi de orez la 210 ml de apa si 2 masuri de cereale [czid] cand fulgii de orez se pun 2 masuri la 200 de ml si atat.

E nebun. O sa manance orez fiert azi. Un kil. Tot odata, fara nika altceva, ba, cu un pahar de 200 ml de apa.
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Postby Anca_Cristina_Manea » Mon Oct 30, 2006 4:41 pm

pe aici nu a mai ramas nici un perete nedaramat, dare ce va facu vremea asta si ora asta noua si oficiala [:D] ca eu nu intelesesi adicalea sunt mai [cfev] de cap.
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Postby Cami-N » Mon Oct 30, 2006 5:21 pm

Trixule,eu ii spargeam capul...pe bune! Sunt rea a naibii si cand e vorba de copil uit de dragoste si de toate! [cfev] [cfev] [cfev] [cfev] [cfev]
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Postby Trix » Mon Oct 30, 2006 5:29 pm

Pai, nu-i acasa. Era deja plecat la servici cand am descoperit. Capu' nu il sparg, dar il pun la regim sa vedem daca el poate sa suporte.
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