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Loc de dat cu capu'

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Postby Sagetutza » Thu Oct 05, 2006 9:31 pm

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Postby Nanucka » Thu Oct 05, 2006 10:53 pm

[czid] [czid] [czid] Ati simtit vreodata nevoia sa va dati asa pur si simplu cu capul de zid? Eu daaaaa ... exact in clipa asta .... vreau doar sa [czid] si apoi sa [czid] shi iar sa [czid] .... [cfev] sunt tzacanita ...
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Postby ali23 » Thu Oct 05, 2006 11:05 pm

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Postby Sagetutza » Fri Oct 06, 2006 12:36 am

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Postby Trix » Fri Oct 06, 2006 11:04 am

eu imi cumpar faras cand vine mama ca sa vada ca avem, dar e o enigma cum dispare de fiecare data. Dam cu aspiratorul, noi (adica Stephane cu Rares [:D] )
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Postby MariaParvu » Fri Oct 06, 2006 11:54 am

mie imi cumpara mama, nu ma obosesc eu... ea are grija sa am si matura si faras corespunzator, da'... [alc]
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Postby nicol_s » Fri Oct 06, 2006 12:51 pm

Of Doamne, imi vine sa [czid] de zece mii de ori... [alc]

Azi noapte la ora 04 si cateva minute ma trezesc intr-un zgomot ca de ploaie. asa de adormita cum eram eu imi zic; "mai ce mint astia la Meteo ca nu au anuntat ploaie in noaptea asta, ci abia maine !!!" si ma intorc pe partea cealalta. Si totusi nu mi se parea ca zgomotul vine dinspre fereastra ci din bucatarie, asa ca ma ridic si merg spre bucatarie sa vad ce se intampla.
Cum ies din dormitor, calc in apa... [czid] fug repede la tati si-i zic: "scoala ca avem inundatie!!!"

Ce se intamplase?, se rupsese legatura dintre pexal si furtunul de alimentare al masinii de spalat.

Am oprit apa de la apomertu si am inceput sa strangem apa de prin bucatarie.
Si ca sa se potriveasca de minune, acum ploua afara cu galeata si n-am unde sa usuc covoarele [czid] , uscatorie nu avem, le-am atrnat pe balustrada din casa scarii, dar deja mi se pare ca au prins miros [dead]

Bine ca m-am trezit si nu a curs foarte multa apa sa se infiltreze si la vecinii de jos, ca am mai scris eu pe undeva ce probleme am cu ei, numai oameni nu-i pot numi.

Multumesc lui D-zeu ca nu s-a trezit si bebita, ca asta-mi mai trebuia sa scot apa din bucatarie cu fetita in brate. [czid]

Si acum imi vine sa [czid] [czid] [czid]
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Postby ali23 » Fri Oct 06, 2006 1:59 pm

Aoleo Nicol.....nici nu-ti mai spun nimic......imi imaginez numai cum esti......
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