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Loc de dat cu capu'

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Postby ali23 » Wed Oct 04, 2006 9:29 am

Baba aia a avut copii......nu stie ce inseamna sa ai un copil?Sau ea le punea calus la gura?

Ba.....si eu as face ca Maria....

Cipisor ia zi bancul,daca ai chef..... [:D]
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Postby anafmaria » Wed Oct 04, 2006 9:35 am

Nadia, si eu m-am certat cu diversi vecini pe tema asta, ca e copilul nazdravan si face scandal. stii ce am facut? am adunat toti prietenii lui din parc, am dat o petrecere traznet dupa-amiaza [cool] , apoi au urmat alte intalniri d'astea catastrofice tot la mine acasa... era mai ceva ca la Mc'Donalds... vreo 2 saptamani, dupa care le-am rarit si zgomotul s-a mai diminuat, ca sa aud vecinii ca "parca nu mai e asa galagie si s-a mai cumintit baiatul", cand el face aceleasi nazbatii, dar au vazut ca se poate si mai rau si acum nu-i mai deranjeaza ca e zgomot [cool]
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Postby Anca_Cristina_Manea » Wed Oct 04, 2006 10:14 am

[czid] [czid] [cfev] [cfev] [cfev] ca ma seaca socra-mea la suflet [czid] [czid] [czid] [box] [box] nu mai pot iar omului meu imi vine sa [box] [box] [box] [box] pt ca asa am chef acum [czid] [czid] [czid]

e samanta de scandal si basta nu suporta sa ne vada bine. [cfev] [cfev]
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Postby doina_m20 » Wed Oct 04, 2006 11:33 am

La mine vin vecinii tot timpul la usa si-mi spun ca e galagie. Ba tropaieli, ba tipete, ba muzica sau desene animate la refuz. Prima data m-am certat cu unu si i-am zis: da' ce vrei dom'le, sa-i leg de calorifer?N-a mai venit saracu [:D] .Acum daca vine cineva cu de'astea la mine ii spun ca ii fac eu sa taca si dupa ce pleaca dau drumul mai tare la muzica si ne jucam de-a prinselea [:D]
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Postby Nadia_S » Wed Oct 04, 2006 11:45 am

Suntetzi totale fetelor,
Hai sa va povestesc cum sta treaba la mine.La noi in bloc pana sa vin eu cel mai tanar locatar avea 39 de ani,deci vecinii mei nu au vazut copil mic de o vesnicie ,si am venit eu sa le stric linistea .Cand am ramas gravida si le-am zis au inceput sa se uite dupa mine ca dupa un criminal. [czid] [czid] [czid] .
Baba de sub mine a are copii de 50 de ani ,deci de unde sa mai stie ea cum este cu [bebe] .

Anca daca trebuie sa-i dai la soacra [box] dai,Daca vrei vin si te ajut.Eu o tzin.

Ana cred ca si eu o sa las copii sa joace fotbal prin casa de acum incolo. [:D]
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Postby oly76 » Wed Oct 04, 2006 11:52 am

Apropos de vecini: cand Leda a hotarat sa-i inunde putin pe cei de sub noi am fost sa-mi cer scuze, sa zic ca nu se mai intampla, sa-mi pun cenusa in cap. Sunt doi mosuleti cu nepoti de 20 si de ani. Pot sa va zic ca m-am intors acasa cu o prajitura???????????? Au fost super draguti si au zis ca inteleg perfect ce inseamna un copil mic, ca intr-adevar se mai aud "sunete" de la noi dar ca e normal cu un copil de varsta Ledei iar cand sa ies din casa tanti tocmai a terminat o prajitura si mi-a dat jumatate mie [:D] Compenseaza insa vecinul de desupra si "prietena" lui. E avocat, ajunge acasa pe la 22,00 si de multe ori la ora aia da cu aspiratorul [czid] [czid] [czid] Prietena uita ca e cu tocuri si face un du-te-vino prin toata casa. Leda la 21,00 e in pat, cand "aud" usa lor ma si duc la ea sa o linistesc "in caz de trezire". [:D]
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Postby anafmaria » Wed Oct 04, 2006 12:41 pm

Nadia, eu i-am luat de la Shell mai demult, o minge de burete. e tare, sare ca una normala, e foarte usoara si nu face zgomot. nu m-am gandit la vecini cand am luat-o, ci la lucrusoarele mele din casa, ca era odata sa tranteasca monitorul... prinsese multa vlaga si se dedica sportului [:D]
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Postby ali23 » Thu Oct 05, 2006 1:52 pm

Of,mi se incarca o pagina in 3 minute,nu exagerez..... [czid] [czid] [czid]
Ce-o fi azi?Nimic nu tine cu mine? [czid] [czid] [czid]
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Postby Sagetutza » Thu Oct 05, 2006 3:34 pm

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Postby jo_ana » Thu Oct 05, 2006 5:09 pm

Mi-am arucat farashul impreuna cu gunoiul. N-am constatat decat acum, cand am nevoie de el!...asa ca, erase!
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