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Postby lizi74 » Mon Sep 11, 2006 10:43 am

am gasit masina zgariata de o mana criminala , de jur imprejur, adanc, cred ca cu surubelnita!
ce mai pot sa zic?!?!?! ca prostia si greseala se platesc si ca ar trebui sa-i dau in judecata pe ast
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Postby doina_m20 » Mon Sep 11, 2006 11:52 am

Nasol moment lizi pe langa ce vreau eu sa spun.
Tocmai mancam o "spirala" (de la Arcada) cu zahar si citeam aici pe forum. Imi arunc ochii asa intr-o doara si vad in spirala mea o "chestie" neagra [dead] . Nu va ganditi la vreo vietate ci era o bucatica de cacao ajunsa din greseala(probabil) in spirala mea. Sau cel putin asa mirosea, a cacao. Am aruncat-o pe toata si jur ca nu mai cumpar niciodata SPIRALE.
PS. Daca apucam sa o mananc? Daca nu era cacao? [dead] [dead] [dead]
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Postby Cipisor » Mon Sep 11, 2006 8:30 pm

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Postby mina » Mon Sep 11, 2006 9:09 pm

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Postby MariaParvu » Mon Sep 11, 2006 9:36 pm

a,a? faci misto de mine, ai, mino? [box]
bineeeeeeeee...
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Postby mina » Mon Sep 11, 2006 9:38 pm

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Postby Cipisor » Mon Sep 11, 2006 9:50 pm

N-am vrut sa rad de Maria caci ... cine stie ce ma asteapta!!! Si... aici vin sa va stresez!!! [bis] [bis] [bis]
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Postby micky-cezar » Mon Sep 11, 2006 11:24 pm

innebunesc!!!! [czid] [czid] [czid] [czid] . de 2 nopti ma innebuneste un soricel care nu stiu cum a ajuns sub podeaua de la mansarda si roade. nu pot sa dorm ca-l aud si-mi vine sa-l omor dar nu stiu cum ca nu ma acces la el. ma termina [czid] [czid] [czid] [czid] [czid]
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Postby doina_m20 » Tue Sep 12, 2006 9:55 am

Iar am patit una aseara [cfev] .Parca a fost ziua ghinioanelor.
Intram pe rand sa facem dus. Eu, ultima, binenteles, ca sa fac ordine dupa "jegosi". Totul OK. Cand sa ies din baie il aud pe sotul meu urland: opreste apa ca a iesit in casa! Care apa? Ca terminasem dusul.
Traducere: noi stam la garsoniera si ne-am facut o baita in camera,
ca-mi era groaza de "baia la comun" [dead] . Asa ca apa si-a facut "loc" pe sub peretele de rigips [cfev] , cu tot siliconul pus ca sa protejeze "incheieturile".
Concluzie: nu mai facem baie. Stam "jegosi" [cfev]
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Postby stefanuta » Tue Sep 12, 2006 10:55 am

ups urata treaba
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