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Forum CopilulMeu • View topic - ....adevarul si numai adevarul!!!!!

....adevarul si numai adevarul!!!!!

Terapia prin ras- leac redutabil impotriva depresiei, grijilor si tensiunilor de orice fel.

Postby mela81 » Fri Sep 01, 2006 5:55 pm

mie mi-ar place o masina mai buna ca Dacia asta cu care circul mai mult seara,ca nu ma pot invata cu ea nicicum.
imi place si mie intrebarea,asa ca ramane.
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Postby Primrose » Thu Sep 07, 2006 7:21 pm

Daca ar fi ziua mea maine mi-as dori o petrecere surpriza. [:D]

Daca ar fi ziua sotului/sotiei maine, ce i-ai surpriza i-ai face?
"E o intamplare a fiintei mele..." [flo]
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Postby alex7 » Thu Sep 07, 2006 7:42 pm

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Postby mela81 » Thu Sep 07, 2006 10:06 pm

trebuie sa fie ziua lui sotu si n-am idei.
poate gasesc aici.
asa ca ramane [:D] !
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Postby simonella » Fri Sep 08, 2006 11:53 pm

I-as lua ceva nebunesc...poate din sexy shop:)
Am vazut odata o pereche de bichini pt barbati cu trompa de elefant:::si m-a amuzat tare mult ideea...sau o statueta cu tenta sexuala...am vazut asa ceva ...un barbat si din pantaloni ii crestea un cactus:)
Nu radetzi...voi va cunoasteti sotii...cred ca al meu ar gusta poanta:)
i-am facut intr-un an la petrecerea de ziua lui...am bagat o matusa grasa de 100 kg intr-o cutie de frigider , legata cu funda rosie ...si el a crezut ca inauntru e o stripteuza:)) si a inceput sa danseze pe langa cutie.....si toata lumea stia ca inauntru e o balena:)) si va dati seama ce a iesit!!!

INTREBARE: CE PARERE AI DESPRE FEMEILE CARE ISI MARESC SANII?
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Postby micuta_stea » Sat Sep 09, 2006 4:58 pm

traieste ziua de azi ca si cand ar fi ultima zi
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Postby cristina2012 » Mon Sep 11, 2006 2:10 am

Nu-si cunoaste adevarata ei valoare umana si de aici deriva nevoia de a se prezenta celorlalti prin intermediul valorilor sexuale. Daca ar avea sentimentul demnitatii sale ca persoana umana, nu si-ar risca sanatatea (orice operatie presupune un risc) doar ca sa se inscrie in tiparele altora, dar mai ales ar dori sa fie apreciata pentru ceea ce este ea ca persoana.
Deci imi pare rau pentru acele femei. Ceva nu este in regula cu ele si din pacate neregula nu este la sani, ci in suflet.

Mentin intrebarea.
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Postby DRIANA » Mon Sep 11, 2006 5:07 pm

Eu cred ca au prea mult timp si bani. Timp sa se gandeasca la asa ceva iar bani sa cheltuiasca pe asa ceva. Farmecul unei femei nu sta in marimea bustului.

Daca ati dispune de o suma uriasa de bani, care ar fi primul lucru pe care l-ati cumpara?

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Postby MariaParvu » Mon Sep 11, 2006 5:09 pm

o casa la mare cu plaja proprie... [il]
dar tu?
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Postby Trix » Mon Sep 11, 2006 5:22 pm

O casa cu gradina si cu terasa si cu gratar
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