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Loc de dat cu capu'

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Postby crialex » Fri Sep 01, 2006 5:31 pm

Trix,am ras cu lacrimi! [:D] Sa nu te superi pe mine,dar esti belea [cool] [cool] Plus ca rade una care azi urca scarile cu ploada in brate,o geanta in gat,2 sacose in mana si un plod agatat de pantaloni.A,uitasem,si descheiata la 2 nasturi la camasa [:D] [czid] [cfev] Nu m-am intalnit decat cu 2 vecini care nu s-au oferit sa ma ajute [cfev]
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Postby MIRI2005 » Fri Sep 01, 2006 5:37 pm

UUUUUU, cool, era bun dovleacul? LA TEN .......? [:D] [:D] [:D] [:D] [cool]
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Postby Trix » Fri Sep 01, 2006 5:44 pm

Am zis io ca rade toata lumea de mine [:p] . Era ca draq dovleacu'. A ramas un pic galben pe moaca mea ca nu am avut cum sa il zgarii tot de pe fatza cat eram in oras. A trebuit sa bag neshte ceai de galbenele cu musetel cand am ajuns acasa, sa fiu sigura ca iese tot. Cred ca as fi scapat de toate astea daca nu as fi avut capu' in buzunar si m-as fi uitat in oglinda [czid] [czid] . Acum cred ca o sa se sperie oglinda aia de mine de cate ori o sa ma duc sa imi bag moaca in ea [:o)] .
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Postby Anca_Cristina_Manea » Fri Sep 01, 2006 6:14 pm

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Postby Cipisor » Fri Sep 01, 2006 6:22 pm

Ti-am spus ca ne-ai inveselit ziua!!! [bis] [bis] [bis]

Am auzit ca se poarta oglinzile pe usa de iesire din casa....??? [:D]
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Postby Cipisor » Fri Sep 01, 2006 6:31 pm

... sa ma laud si eu ... Intamplare de acum vreo 4 ani!
Am fost cu fetita unor prieteni in parc, intr-un nou parc, cu tobogane mari, mari (Titan-Grigorescu pe acolo, vis-a-vis de cimitirul acela pt cunoscatori). Si cum copilul nu se mai daduse pe un tobogan asa mare (asta e scuza mea, intelegeti...) m-am dat cu ea!!! De mai multe ori!!! Norocul meu ca au venit parintii ei dupa noi, dar .... tot pana sa urcam acasa, ne-am mai fatait prin cateva magazine... Acasa constat ca raiatii mei superbi ... aveau o gaura frumusica pe fund!!! [:D]
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Postby oly76 » Fri Sep 01, 2006 11:17 pm

[czid] [czid] [czid] [czid] [czid] [czid] [czid] [czid] [czid] [czid] [czid] [czid] [czid] [czid]

OK. [motor] [motor] [motor] [motor] vin si eu. Am dat drumul la masina de spalat si am pus furtunul in toaleta (au tevi foarte vechi in ap. asta nu se poate scurgere "directa". De obicei pun masina cand doarme Leda sau inchid usa de la baie. Dupa vreo 20 e minute dupa ce s-a trezit Leda si a dat o tura prin casa vine vecinul de sub: cred ca se intampla ceva in baie,imi picura apa din tavan. [czid] [czid] [czid] [czid] [czid] Fulvio a lasat deschisa usade la baie, Leda a tras o tura si pe acolo si daca tot era a scos tubul din toaleta si l-a aruncat pe jos. Camera ei ( e langa baie) era plina de apa [czid] [czid] [czid] [czid] [czid] [czid] [czid] [czid] [czid] [czid]

Acum ma bucur ca aici nu se prea poarta "covoare" si parchet!
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Postby cristina_gl » Fri Sep 01, 2006 11:26 pm

Dupa ce-am ras de masca lui Trix, dupa ce m-am amuzat eu si pentru ca Lizi a ramas fara... cablaraie functionabila (hai, hai acuma [box] ), dupa ce mi-am imaginat-o pe Cipisor mergand nonsalanta cu chilotii la vedere prin oras, acum... chiar ca nu-mi vine sa rad. Deci Leda si-a facut piscina in casa. Cam aiurea momentul...
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