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Loc de dat cu capu'

Mituri si realitati! Femeile despre... barbati! Barbatii despre... femei!

Postby Trix » Fri Sep 01, 2006 2:37 pm

Nu zic ma, ca mi-e rusinica tare de tot. M-a vazut toata lumea.
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Postby doina_m20 » Fri Sep 01, 2006 2:46 pm

Spuneeeeeeeeeeee! Ca murim de curiozitate [:D]
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Postby Cipisor » Fri Sep 01, 2006 2:50 pm

Eu stau la etajul 2. Deasupra o tipa la care vine cred bunica si-i face curat, mancare... Abia ma mutasem cand... aud ca se chinuie cineva sa descuie, sa nimereasca yala... Deschid frumos si o vad cu sacosele pline... "Am gresit etajul! ... Ma scuzati..."
Astazi din nou, cineva se chinuia sa-mi descuie usa. Ma uit pe vizor si ... aceeasi bunicuta. Eram in boxeri, asa ca... ii spun prin usa ca trebuie sa mai urce un etaj!

Cum ar fi sa vina un hot (Doamne fereste!) si eu sa-i spun prin usa ca trebuie sa mai urce un etaj...!!! [:D]

Oly, a ajutat???
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Postby doina_m20 » Fri Sep 01, 2006 2:55 pm

Si eu!!!!!!! Cine mai intra in galerie? SPUNE TRIX! SPUNE TRIX! SPUNE TRIX! [:D]
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Postby Trix » Fri Sep 01, 2006 2:57 pm

Azi i-am dat papa lui Rares pe la 10 si am luat-o din loc sa gasesc minunatele super laudatele scutecele Cien, DAR am uitat sa ma uit in oglinda [czid] [czid] .

Mi-am aranjat asa parul cu mana, mi-am indreptat ochelarii si am uitat ca Rares e la capitolul scuipat mancarea [czid] [czid] . I-am dat piure de dovleac cu orez si cand a scuipat am zis ca ma spal dupa ce il pal pe el si am uitat. Si aveam pete de dovleac pe frunte si pe obraji si pe ureche.

Lumea se uita la mine si zambea, dar nu mi s-a parut nimic ciudat ca astia fac tot timpul asa si mai zic si "ziua buna". Si un nene chiar s-a uitat la mine si s-a scarpinat la frunte. Si un pustan de vreo 12-13 ani imi zice: "cred ca v-a scuipat o pasare pe fatza" Am crezut ca face mistouri de mine si nu i-am dat atentie. Dar am intrat la banca si aia au o oglinda maaaareeee [:o)] . Si dovleacul se usuca si greu se sterge de pe piele [czid]
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Postby Cipisor » Fri Sep 01, 2006 3:16 pm

[Ma tavalesc de ras] [Ma tavalesc de ras] [Ma tavalesc de ras] [Ma tavalesc de ras] [Ma tavalesc de ras] Uite cum ne trece melancolia de toamna...
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