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Loc de dat cu capu'

Mituri si realitati! Femeile despre... barbati! Barbatii despre... femei!

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Postby cristina_gl » Sun Aug 20, 2006 12:26 am

Nu, fata, am recunoscut ca eu am fluturi. De la ciocane.
[Ma tavalesc de ras] Imi inchipui ce simpatica e Miri cand zice aghiush! [lol]
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Postby Anca_Cristina_Manea » Sun Aug 20, 2006 2:19 pm

Cristina, lasa-l pe Cezarica in pace pe limba lui, ca are`el timp sa vorbeasca si apoi o sa te saturi si ai sa-i spui (si ai sa`ramai surprinsa de cate ori se va intampla) taci o data din gura si stai si tu jos, asta dupa ce ne-am facut din cap calendar ca de ce nu merg mai repede in picioare si acum vrem sa-i auzit vorbind si recitand poezi si catecele, hai lasa ca au ei timp pt detoate.

Eu am creierii prastie pt ca deja nu mai am raspunsuri la de ce-uri, iar daca iti dau un ex o sa ma intelegi.

Uite, una si sugeraza-mi un raspun pt ca eu am ramas cu gura cascata,

De ce intuneicu este ghengu ca nu-i pace lui Vadut!
traducere, de ce intunericu e negru ca nu-i place lui Vladut?
si daca mai vrei iti mai spun, asa ca bucurate de putina liniste care o mai ai, pt ca nu se lasa pana nu obtin un raspun iar daca nu li se pare plauzibil raspunsul pe care i l-ai oferit te toaca toata ziua cu aceeasi intrebare de nu mai sti de tine uite asa [cfev] [coarda] [motor]
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Postby cristina_gl » Sun Aug 20, 2006 2:23 pm

Ancuto, eu nu vreau sa recite poezii, dar macar sa-l aud spunand ,,mama". Ce mama nu-si doreste sa traiasca acest moment? Iar cand intarzie... [czid] [czid] [czid]
Cat despre Valdut, bravo lui! Il pupic, ca-i baiat destept si frumos [cool] Asa e cu ,,de ce-urile", o sa mai treaca ceva timp pana o sa se mai linisteasca. Iar lanturile de intrebari sunt firesti, copiii vor sa cunoasca lumea si s-o exploateze la maximum. Lumea, dar si pe parinti [:D]
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Postby oanadd » Sun Aug 20, 2006 2:32 pm

mai fetelor, de cat sa va mutati vai bine va bagati un bat undeva. e groaznic. nu se mai termina. praf, praf si iar praf. mii de cutii cutiute si iar cutii. innebunesc! [czid] [czid] [czid] [czid]
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Postby Cipisor » Sun Aug 20, 2006 2:37 pm

Am trecut prin asta anul trecut!!! Si eram singura!!! M-am trezit seara in casa cu multe cutii, plase,saci, bicicleta,... Dar aveam mobila in dormitor! Bucataria nu era inca gata, vre-o saptamana nu aveam nici unde sa fac un ceai!

E urat!!!

Te sustinem! [bis] [bis] [bis]
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Postby oanadd » Sun Aug 20, 2006 2:40 pm

multumesc de sustinere! e groaznic! si cand ma gandesc ca voi mai trece prin asa ceva peste o luna o iau iar cu [czid] innebunesc!
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Postby Anca_Cristina_Manea » Sun Aug 20, 2006 2:57 pm

vezi partea plina a paharului , o sa fiti doar voi trei si o sa fie cuibusorul vostru dupa ploaie si furtuna vine si vremea buna, sau soarele la fereastra ta
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Postby Anca_Cristina_Manea » Sun Aug 20, 2006 2:58 pm

stiu ca iti doresti sa-l auzi spunand mama, dar o sa vina si cu cat e mai asteptat cu atat va fi mai pretios
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Postby framboise » Sun Aug 20, 2006 4:58 pm

Daca aici e locul de dat cu capu'...

Episodu' "vinete"

Acum doua zile, am plecat cu masina sa-mi iau vinete (tanjeam dupa niste vinete...de mama mama). Ma lasa masina-n drum, pompa de benzina infundata si de la senzorul naibii, s-a oprit. Impuritati, alea alea. Da-i ciocane in pompa...nik. A doua zi, toying scria pe mine!
Ieri, plec hotarata-n piata sa-mi iau vinetele mult asteptate! Dupa ce m-am invartit vreo 30 minute sa gasesc un loc de parcare, in final o parchez intr-un loc privat, la un restaurant! Am vazut eu camerele de luat vederi, ma prefac ca intru in restaurant...Vin din piata cu un cos plin cu n-spe mii de kg de vinete, ardei & stuff. Masina, ioc, disparuse. Mi-o remorcasera aia. Am innebunit. Cand stateam eu mai perplex si ma uitam in locul in care se presupunea ca trebuia sa fie masina, vine unu si-mi zice ca mi-au remorcat-o. "unde-i masina?", "pai plateste 60 $ sa-ti zic"....Unde mai pui ca eram in brate si cu 13 gladiole, ca la nunta...asta ca sa fie tabloul perfect! Am inceput sa ne jelim la ala ca noi suntem noi-veniti, ca nu stiam, ca n-avem bani, ca mi-am dat ultimul ban pe vinete, ca de fapt nici nu-i masina noastra, ca nu stim sa citim panouri... [cfev] . Tot a trebuit sa platesc...nu chiar tot, dar si-a tras si el de niste beri...
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