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Enigme,ghicitori,intrebari.

Terapia prin ras- leac redutabil impotriva depresiei, grijilor si tensiunilor de orice fel.

Postby alovel » Thu Aug 17, 2006 7:29 am

Nu.
Viteza medie nu e media vitezelor.
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Postby alex7 » Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:40 am

..offf,iar ne-ai bagat in ceata.. [:D]
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Postby alovel » Thu Aug 17, 2006 11:23 am

Imi pare rau, iar am crezut ca e simpla.

Hint: Viteza medie se calculeaza ca distanta totala impartita la timpul total.
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Postby alex7 » Thu Aug 17, 2006 11:25 am

..offf...48 km/h... [czid] [czid] [czid]
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Postby alovel » Thu Aug 17, 2006 11:49 am

Corect.
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Postby alex7 » Thu Aug 17, 2006 12:39 pm

Intr-o livada,seful echipei i-a spus unui muncitor:
- Uite, aici ai 5 lazi cu fructe. Una contine mere, alta pere, alta prune,
alta cirese, iar in ultima lada ai impreuna mere si pere. Inchide lazile si
pune etichete pe ele, ca sa le putem expedia.

Muncitorul a inchis lazile si a lipit pe ele cele 5 etichete pe care scria
"Mere", "Pere", "Prune", "Cirese", "Mere si pere". Distrat insa, a lipit
etichetele alandala, astfel ca de fapt nici o lada nu continea vreun fruct
scris pe eticheta sa.

Cand a venit seful, s-a luat cu mainile de cap. "Acum va trebui sa desfac
totul, ca sa vad ce contine fiecare lada" s-a plans el.

A desfacut o lada, s-a uitat la fructul pe care l-a scos din ea, si deodata
s-a luminat la fata.

- Ce noroc ! Acum stiu ce fructe se afla in fiecare lada !

Si a rearanjat corect etichetele, fara sa mai desfaca celelalte lazi.

Ce fructe erau in lada pe care scria "Mere
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Postby lucia81 » Thu Aug 17, 2006 1:11 pm

Pere??? ...Ca era lada cu mere si pere la un loc
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Postby alex7 » Thu Aug 17, 2006 1:22 pm

CORECT!!!!baga repede alta...
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Postby lucia81 » Thu Aug 17, 2006 1:25 pm

[:D] Pai zi tot tu ca io nu stiu.
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Postby alex7 » Sat Aug 19, 2006 8:56 am

...tot eu??dar vreau sa mai si raspund... [:(]
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