[phpBB Debug] PHP Warning: in file [ROOT]/includes/bbcode.php on line 483: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is no longer supported, use preg_replace_callback instead
[phpBB Debug] PHP Warning: in file [ROOT]/includes/bbcode.php on line 483: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is no longer supported, use preg_replace_callback instead
[phpBB Debug] PHP Warning: in file [ROOT]/includes/bbcode.php on line 483: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is no longer supported, use preg_replace_callback instead
[phpBB Debug] PHP Warning: in file [ROOT]/includes/bbcode.php on line 483: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is no longer supported, use preg_replace_callback instead
[phpBB Debug] PHP Warning: in file [ROOT]/includes/bbcode.php on line 483: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is no longer supported, use preg_replace_callback instead
[phpBB Debug] PHP Warning: in file [ROOT]/includes/bbcode.php on line 483: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is no longer supported, use preg_replace_callback instead
[phpBB Debug] PHP Warning: in file [ROOT]/includes/bbcode.php on line 483: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is no longer supported, use preg_replace_callback instead
[phpBB Debug] PHP Warning: in file [ROOT]/includes/bbcode.php on line 483: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is no longer supported, use preg_replace_callback instead
[phpBB Debug] PHP Warning: in file [ROOT]/includes/bbcode.php on line 483: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is no longer supported, use preg_replace_callback instead
[phpBB Debug] PHP Warning: in file [ROOT]/includes/bbcode.php on line 483: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is no longer supported, use preg_replace_callback instead
[phpBB Debug] PHP Warning: in file [ROOT]/includes/bbcode.php on line 483: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is no longer supported, use preg_replace_callback instead
[phpBB Debug] PHP Warning: in file [ROOT]/includes/bbcode.php on line 483: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is no longer supported, use preg_replace_callback instead
[phpBB Debug] PHP Warning: in file [ROOT]/includes/bbcode.php on line 483: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is no longer supported, use preg_replace_callback instead
[phpBB Debug] PHP Warning: in file [ROOT]/includes/bbcode.php on line 483: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is no longer supported, use preg_replace_callback instead
[phpBB Debug] PHP Warning: in file [ROOT]/includes/bbcode.php on line 483: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is no longer supported, use preg_replace_callback instead
[phpBB Debug] PHP Warning: in file [ROOT]/includes/bbcode.php on line 483: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is no longer supported, use preg_replace_callback instead
[phpBB Debug] PHP Warning: in file [ROOT]/includes/bbcode.php on line 483: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is no longer supported, use preg_replace_callback instead
[phpBB Debug] PHP Warning: in file [ROOT]/includes/bbcode.php on line 483: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is no longer supported, use preg_replace_callback instead
[phpBB Debug] PHP Warning: in file [ROOT]/includes/bbcode.php on line 483: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is no longer supported, use preg_replace_callback instead
[phpBB Debug] PHP Warning: in file [ROOT]/includes/bbcode.php on line 483: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is no longer supported, use preg_replace_callback instead
[phpBB Debug] PHP Warning: in file [ROOT]/includes/bbcode.php on line 483: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is no longer supported, use preg_replace_callback instead
[phpBB Debug] PHP Warning: in file [ROOT]/includes/bbcode.php on line 483: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is no longer supported, use preg_replace_callback instead
[phpBB Debug] PHP Warning: in file [ROOT]/includes/bbcode.php on line 483: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is no longer supported, use preg_replace_callback instead
[phpBB Debug] PHP Warning: in file [ROOT]/includes/bbcode.php on line 483: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is no longer supported, use preg_replace_callback instead
[phpBB Debug] PHP Warning: in file [ROOT]/includes/bbcode.php on line 483: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is no longer supported, use preg_replace_callback instead
[phpBB Debug] PHP Warning: in file [ROOT]/includes/bbcode.php on line 483: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is no longer supported, use preg_replace_callback instead
[phpBB Debug] PHP Warning: in file [ROOT]/includes/bbcode.php on line 112: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is no longer supported, use preg_replace_callback instead
[phpBB Debug] PHP Warning: in file [ROOT]/includes/functions.php on line 4752: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at [ROOT]/includes/functions.php:3887)
[phpBB Debug] PHP Warning: in file [ROOT]/includes/functions.php on line 4754: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at [ROOT]/includes/functions.php:3887)
[phpBB Debug] PHP Warning: in file [ROOT]/includes/functions.php on line 4755: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at [ROOT]/includes/functions.php:3887)
[phpBB Debug] PHP Warning: in file [ROOT]/includes/functions.php on line 4756: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at [ROOT]/includes/functions.php:3887)
Forum CopilulMeu • View topic - Loc de dat cu capu'

Loc de dat cu capu'

Mituri si realitati! Femeile despre... barbati! Barbatii despre... femei!

Postby Nadia_S » Mon Jul 31, 2006 11:18 pm

Toata ziua m-am simtit ingrozitir de ce am facut [czid] [czid] [czid] [czid] .imaginati-va ca nu sa suparat mamasa pe mine. dar mi-a zis ca mai bine sa bata copilul ei decat sa vina acasa batut.
Sa o ocolesc nu prea am cum ,suntem vecine si mergem in acelasi parc.Dar azi am avut ocazia sa-i spun tot ce am pe suflet,deci de acum incolo va avea razboi din partea mea.Ei i se pare normal sa stea sa se uite cum copilul ei stringe de gat alt copil pana se inroseste la fata.Auziti la ea nu vrea sa fie copilul moale ,trebuie sa lupte pentru ce vrea.Am vazut o data cum ia dat unei fetite cu o galetuta plina cu pietricele in cap.Si masa radea ca de obicei. [czid] [czid] [czid] [czid] [czid]
Nadia_S
Intelept
Intelept
 
Posts: 1370
Joined: Wed Feb 01, 2006 11:18 pm

Postby popica70 » Mon Jul 31, 2006 11:30 pm

popica70
Intelept
Intelept
 
Posts: 1006
Joined: Mon Dec 12, 2005 7:08 pm

Postby Nadia_S » Mon Jul 31, 2006 11:37 pm

Cum sa-l fac sa dea?Are un an si 9 luni dar nu stie de bataie .daca ia o palma de la vreun copil ramane socat. [czid] [czid] [czid] daca ai vedea cum se uita la mine ...Cred ca il pun pe cel mare sa-l invete [:D]
Nadia_S
Intelept
Intelept
 
Posts: 1370
Joined: Wed Feb 01, 2006 11:18 pm

Postby popica70 » Mon Jul 31, 2006 11:40 pm

De ce nu!
Saumai bine pune-l pe al mare sa-i aplice o corectie razgaiatului! De fata cu mamica zambitoare!

Si atunci sa-i spui: Pai asa se bat copii"! [noroc]
popica70
Intelept
Intelept
 
Posts: 1006
Joined: Mon Dec 12, 2005 7:08 pm

Postby Nadia_S » Mon Jul 31, 2006 11:43 pm

Doamne, Popica ce ma inveti!
Pai cum sa bata ala de 16 ani un copil de 1 an si 9 luni? [czid] [czid] [czid]
Nadia_S
Intelept
Intelept
 
Posts: 1370
Joined: Wed Feb 01, 2006 11:18 pm

Postby popica70 » Mon Jul 31, 2006 11:49 pm

si ce are? Cumva trebuieo lectie! Si pentru mama si pentru fiu.

Si eu le spun la ai mei sa nu se lase batuti darnu au voie sa inceapa ei "lupta".

Aveam un vecin care statea si radea cand fii-so il chinuia pe al meu. Venea in casa si imi spunea ce s-a intamplat. Pana atunci el stia ca nu are voie si nu e frumos si bine sa dea in copii! Am mers la respectiva familie sa rezolvam problema. Raspunsul a fost "Asa se bat copii"!

De atunci ai mei au avut liber sa-l ia la omor. Dupa cateva zile au veni ei cu aceeasi problema cu care am fost eu la ei. Raspunsul il ghicesti : "Asa se bat copii"!

De atunci nu mai avem probleme!
popica70
Intelept
Intelept
 
Posts: 1006
Joined: Mon Dec 12, 2005 7:08 pm

Postby Nadia_S » Mon Jul 31, 2006 11:52 pm

Mersi Popica, o sa tin cont de sfatul tau.
Poate ma vedeti pe la stiri [:D] [:D] [:D]
Nadia_S
Intelept
Intelept
 
Posts: 1370
Joined: Wed Feb 01, 2006 11:18 pm

Postby Anca_Cristina_Manea » Wed Aug 02, 2006 11:06 pm

sa va spun de ce am venit azi sau ieri pe aici. [czid] [czid] [czid] [czid] [czid] [czid] am murit de cald toata ziua am facut vreo 5 dusuri cu apa rece din buc care nu-i rece si acum tot de cald nu pot dormi dar o sa incerc. [czid] [czid] [czid] [czid] [czid] [cfev] [cfev] [cfev] [bere] uite asa m-as racorii cu o bere.
Image
Anca_Cristina_Manea
Maestru
Maestru
 
Posts: 1897
Joined: Thu Dec 01, 2005 8:57 am

Postby mina » Thu Aug 03, 2006 7:59 am

Vin si eu aici [czid] [czid] [czid] [czid] [czid] . La mine a fost invers: dupa caldurile alea mari a venit...frigul [:D] , iar ieri nu m-am
User avatar
mina
Maestru
Maestru
 
Posts: 1850
Joined: Fri Jul 02, 2004 3:37 pm

Postby Trix » Thu Aug 03, 2006 10:15 am

Sunt consemnata la domiciliu [czid] [czid] [czid] , dar n-am facut nimic. Duminica l-a scos tati pe bebel afara cu caruciorul si au venit tare cuminti inapoi. Pe la ora de culcare, a noastra ca bebelu' era in lumea visurilor lui, se gandeste tati sa vina sa imi spuna minunea, dupa ce m-a tzucat dulce sa ma ia pe nepregatite: avem pana la o roata de la carucior. Am zis, ei si ce, o reparam. Buuun, toate dragutze, luni papam toti micu' dejun ca era ultima zi de concediu a lui tati si sa mergem in oras sa ne distram si sa reparam roata. Pauza.

Mergem cu bolidu' cu doua roti amu' ca deh, la toate cele trei roti ale lui una era pauza, si nici macar nu era cea din fata sa il ducem pe strumf ca intr-o roaba, era pe dreapta. Si ne-am carat din magazin in magazin (de biciclete, de carucioare, am intrat si la utilaje grele) poate ne-o vulcaniza si noua careva camera. Nuuuu, nici pomeneala. Era luni si lumea fara chef de lucru si magazine inchise [czid] [czid] L-am trimis la marea capitala a lu' Europa, ca asa se lauda, ca am socotit eu ca 10 minute cu trenu dus, cautari 20-30 de minute si 10 minute intors vine repede [cfev] [cfev] . A venit dupa 4 ore cu o pompa si o camera de roata .... gata gaurita. [czid] [czid] Marti dimineata am iesit cu strumfu in marsupiu si am crezut ca raman fara coloana e greu, e gras, [czid] tati se intoarce de la servici si aduce si 3 camere noi. Eram in culmea fericirii macar una sa fie intreaga. Da, poate ele sunt dar nu mai avem furtunu de la pompa [czid] [czid] si l-a cautat si ieri pe la servici [czid] dar nu i-a trecut prin cap SA CUMPERE UNA NOUA. [czid] Azi a promis ca o sa cumpere una noua, sa scape de gura nebunei [:D]

Nu mai vreau sa ma duc afara cu marsupiu ca mi se opreste si circulatia prin toate cotloanele, daca mai pun pe Bebe-strumf. Si asa sunt eu consemnata la domitziliu. Si e racoare (nu e frig Mina e temperatura perfecta) si ploua si bebe doarme asa bine in conditiile astea. Dar nu, sa stau sa ma calareasca [czid] A invatat sa se ridice in genunchi si e mai bine daca se ridica pe mine. Si a mai invatat sa guitze si sa chitzaie si ma doare capuuuu' [czid] [czid]

Vreau carucioru' inapoi, intreg cu toate cele 3 roti ale lui [czid]
User avatar
Trix
Maestru
Maestru
 
Posts: 1871
Joined: Fri Apr 07, 2006 1:57 pm

PreviousNext

Return to Pauza de cafea

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 0 guests

cron