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Postby lizi74 » Tue Jul 04, 2006 5:39 pm

---- [czid] [czid] pt ca am o tastatura de kk!!!
nr 2 [czid] pt ca declar disparute 2 piese din lenjeria intima plus o fata de perna, luate de pe balcon de vantul napraznic ce bate de 2 zile (sper sa nu le vad sub forma de steag la vreuna din vapoare!!! [:D] )
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Postby abeg » Wed Jul 05, 2006 10:54 am

[czid] [czid] [czid] [czid] [czid] [czid] au inceput lucrarile in camin....se renoveaza cate 2 bai pe palier si acum scot gresie,faianta,tevi..etc....si eu ii ajut uite asa [czid] [czid] [czid] [czid] [czid] mai am doar un examen...si cred ca o sa ma duc in gradina botanica sa invat ca aici.... [czid] [czid] [czid] [czid] [czid]

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Postby Anca_Cristina_Manea » Wed Jul 05, 2006 11:01 am

lasa zidul cu tencuiala la locul ei si nu mai da ca o sa te doara capul si nici in gradina botancica nu vei mai putea face mare branza, spor la invatat si multa bafta in continuare.
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Postby abeg » Wed Jul 05, 2006 11:04 am

stiu ca nici acolo nu o sa fie prea grozav.....dar aici nu mai rezist!!!am niste nervi de nu mai stiu de mine...de la ora 8 turbez!!!!!!!!! [czid] [czid] [czid] [czid] [czid] [czid]

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Postby oly76 » Wed Jul 05, 2006 11:08 am

[box] [cfev] [box] [cfev] [box] [cfev] la soacra ca a apucat-o boala sambata si de luni trebuia sa vina sa stea cu Leda o saptamana 5 ore pe zi. [czid] [czid] [czid] [czid] [czid] eu ca am crezut ca s-a dat pe branci si se tine de cuvant. [cfev] [cfev] [box] [box] baby-sitter-ei careia ii zic sa vina la 8,30 si vine la 9,05. [czid] [czid] [czid] [czid] [czid] [czid] [czid] [czid] mie ca am crezut ca a devenit punctuala. (si o platesc, si mi-e un fel de prietena si iar [czid] [czid] [czid] [czid] [czid]
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Postby Anca_Cristina_Manea » Wed Jul 05, 2006 11:10 am

dar soacra se imbolnaveste asa subit cand iti e lumea mai draga inseamna ca are scame pe creier si merita [cfev] [box]
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Postby oly76 » Wed Jul 05, 2006 11:12 am

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Postby Anca_Cristina_Manea » Wed Jul 05, 2006 11:18 am

pai tot patitul e priceput cres ca s-a lins pe bot si sa nu se mai planga ca nu isi vede nepoata merita intoarsa foaia, cum vine treaba sa te lae cand iti e mai greu si ai nevoie de ajutorul ei, eu in locul tau as da-o pe ea cu capul uite asa [czid] [czid] [czid] [czid] [czid] [czid] [czid] [czid] [czid] [czid] [czid] [czid] [czid] [czid] [czid] [czid] [czid] [czid] [czid] [czid] [czid] [czid] pana s-ar satura.

Eu sincer cred ca as muri cu ea de gat sa ma bazez pe ea si sa-mi traga teapa, chiar daca ar fi sa se fi imbolnavit pe bune, moarta coapta daca a spus o vorba sa se tina de ea eu asa stiu ca se face, ce si-a rupt piciorul si nu s-a mai putut deplasa, abia atunci intelegeam, dar altfel nu si punct.
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Postby ygrec » Wed Jul 05, 2006 11:36 am

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pentru ca sambata a venit soacra-mea pe la noi, DIN NOU, NEINVITATA. Adica stam si eu cu sotiorul meu care venise de peste tari vineri seara, si ea s-a infiintat neanuntata la usa, sambata la ora trei.
[czid] [czid] AGAIN NU S-A SPALAT PE MAINI. DESI I-AM ZIS, PUR SI SIMPLU NE IGNORA!!!!Se falfaie cu apa rece, si , pentru ca intamplator prosopul de baie nu era la locul lui, am indemnat-o sa se spele"aveti acolo sapun, ma duc sa aduc prosopul" Cand m-am intors dupa 20 de pasi-de la baie/dormitor/sifonier/hat prosop si back...se stergea cu HARTIE IGIENICAAAA!!!! [czid] [czid] [czid] [czid] [czid]
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