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cezariana vs nastere normala

Pregatirea pentru marele eveniment. Nastere naturala sau cezariana? Experienta nasterii. Bucurii, temeri, discutii.

Postby alinuta_ciurea » Thu Jun 29, 2006 7:53 am

sa stii ca si eu am facut atletism de performanta si din cauza asta chiar si dok mi-a recomandat cezatriana. dar mi-a mai recomandat si sa stau fff mult in pat in ultimele luni pt ca datorita muschilor abdominali prea dezvoltati se poate in orice moment sa se declanseze travaliul [czid] si cand merg sa nu incordez muschii.
voi puteti merge asa?
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Postby cristina2012 » Thu Jun 29, 2006 8:11 am

Am avut si eu o problema cu medicul de garda, cand am nascut prima oara la Polizu. Si [cfev] ce sunt si eu nu-i mai stiu numele. Ma trec fiori cand imi amintesc de el. Sa va spun:
Ma internez eu la pranz, dupa 12 ore de travaliu, cu dureri mari, contractii eficiente si dilatatie 4 cm. Killer-ul era de garda si intreaba ce-i cu mine. Asistentele ii spun a cui pacienta sunt (doctorita era in spital, nu se terminase inca programul), ii spun ca e totul in regula, ca stie dr. a mea si ma asteapta. El, insa zice: "da' ce, nu trebuie sa vad si eu, e garda mea, trebuie sa stiu ce se intampla". Bun, scap totusi de el la camera de garda, dar a venit in sala de nasteri dupa mine, nu a pus doctorita mea mana pe mine... Mai si ma chinuit, m-a apasat, m-a scobit de mi-au iesit ochii (cred ca voia sa-mi palpeze ficatul patrunzand pe cale ginecologica [:D] , mi-a provocat atata durere [plang] [plang] [plang] , si-i explica el doctoritei mele ca la cea mai batuta in cap studenta cum ca membranele sunt intacte si copilul nu e deloc mic. Intr-un final s-a dus, ducea-s-ar la stana in varful muntelui sa se duca, ca a cioban arata (unu' inalt cu parul aproape alb, c-o fata tampa [alc] , daca ii pui un clop in cap si-o bata in mana, baciu il strigi). Mai si avea niste maini mari si grele, asa de agricultor obisnuit cu sapa... ca nici vaca n-ar fi stat. Ufff... vorba aia din popor, "vai de cu.. ma-tii cand te-a facut" (scuzati). [czid] [czid] [czid]
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Postby lizi74 » Thu Jun 29, 2006 10:50 am

fetele, ia cititi aici: doctorita mea lucreaza 20 h din 24! in alea 4 ore doarme! fara nici o gluma sau poveste! in ziua in caream nascut eu au fot in total 11 nasteri din care 5 cu ceza si 6 normale-TOATE ALE EI! da???? femeia asta nu are zi si nu are noapte, efectiv se duce la orice ora din zi si din noapte, cand e chemata! si ca sa va uimesc de tot va mai spun ca are si cabinet privat!!! e bine asa??? adica ASA trebuie sa munceasca un medic ginecolog!!!!!! ca daca iti vine sa nasti- iti vine si gata! nu e ca si cu maseaua- lasa ca ma duc dimineata si o scot!
EU ASA GANDESC si sa nu fie cu suparare nimanui!
ps- si unde mai pui ca are 36 de ani si o mana in fata careia mult,i dr isi scot palaria!!! si e o turcoaica frumoasa, cu ochii albastri si parul luuuunnnnggg!!!! e gagica 'mare' a lu' fi-miu [:D]
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Postby MariaParvu » Thu Jun 29, 2006 11:04 am

ma duc sa nasc in turcia... lizo, tin-te bine ca vin!
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