Morning wood

by **Sictiritul** » Sat Jun 24, 2006 11:16 pm

Cite dintre voi stiu ce-i asta?
Si ce anume faceti in legatura cu ea?

by **Trix** » Sat Jun 24, 2006 11:24 pm

ha ha, pai ce sa-i facem... uneori [ inpat

], alteori trece de la sine, dar am auzit ca uneori doare si trece si cu manutza stanga sau dreapta (depinde de preferintze)

by **lili_ang** » Sun Jun 25, 2006 10:20 am

Ca si expresie, e prima oara cand o citesc. (auci ce inapoiata sunt!!!!!!!!) [cfev]

Prin diverse analogii, banuiesc (de fapt sunt aproape sigura [:D]

) la ce se refera. [:D]

Una peste alta, atata vreme cat e dimineatza e de bine. [cool]

Nu ma pronunt ce fac in legatura cu ea pana nu mi se confirma ca ma gandesc la ce trebuie,. [:D]

N-as vrea sa par mai blonda decat am lasat deja impresia. [Ma tavalesc de ras]

by **Primrose** » Sun Jun 25, 2006 11:41 am

Most healthy men wake up in the morning with an erection. The slang term for this is "morning wood." This is normal and it's fairly common. Men have several erections a night as part of their sleep cycle. Many times they wake up and find they are still erect.
In dictionarul slang se mai cheama si morning glory. [:D]

Deci, dupa ce mi-am completat lacunele, ce pot face eu daca unii posesori de morning wood se trezesc la 5 am si pleaca la munca??? [cfev]

Eu prefer night wood (daca se poate spune asa), dimineata sunt chiauna!!!! [dead]

by **HappyHippie** » Sun Jun 25, 2006 12:29 pm

E, asta cu morning wood nici io n-o stiam...invatam, invatam...

Primrose, io propun sa se cheme Glory Days...ca-n cantecul lu' domnu' Springsteen...macar sa fim 100%...ca unii-s chiauni dimineata, altii seara spre noapte, ca de, ( li ) se scoala la 5 a.m. [:D]

by **lili_ang** » Sun Jun 25, 2006 2:11 pm

Sunteti mortali voi doi. [Ma tavalesc de ras]

Oricum am intuit corect. [cool]

Revin cu "remedii". [:D]

by **cristina_gl** » Mon Jun 26, 2006 8:24 am

Ca urmare a unei... experiente matinale, a fost conceput Cezar. Nu ma intrebati de unde stiu asa sigur, dar stiu. [:D]

Remediul cred ca se subintelege. [cool]

by **Sictiritul** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 9:42 pm

Imi pare rau ca n-am cum sa up-loadez melodia lui Rodney Carrington. O sa va multumiti doar cu versurile. Sau o sa va uitati nitel pe DC++ ...

Moooooooorning Woood
Yeeehhhaaaa!!!!

Well I get up in the mornin and Im feelin good
Cuz underneath the covers is my mornin wood
My wife wakes up and looks my way
Kids run in and ruin my day

Wood Wood Wood Morning Wood Wood Wood
Hes a man who really loves his morning
Wood Wood Wood Morning Wood Wood Wood

Well I walked in the bathroom and tried to pee
Almost knocked over tryin to avoid the seat
I raised up and still the same
So on the wall I wrote my name

Wood Wood Wood Morning Wood Wood Wood
Hes a man who really loves his morning
Wood Wood Wood Morning Wood Wood Wood

Ya my wife walks in and sees the mess
I can tell right away shes not impressed
I clean it all up and I start to cry
It wont go down and I dont know why

Wood Wood Wood Morning Wood Wood Wood
Hes a man who really loves his morning
Wood Wood Wood Morning Wood Wood Wood

Well I got to go to work and theres still no change
Im thinking by now theres something strange
Still feels good and it really dont hurt
So all I do is un-tuck my shirt

Wood Wood Wood Morning Wood Wood Wood
Hes a man who really loves his morning woooood
Hes a man who really loves his morning woooood
Hes a man who really loves his morning woooood
YeeeeeHaaaa!!

Rodney your not going to work like that are you
Honey Im taking the convertible yaahaa!

by **gigi_** » Thu Jun 21, 2007 11:18 am

sa va dau o veste buna??? sau rea, dupa caz [:D]

. mai ales vara, unii care se numesc specialisti, spun ca arsita de afara intretine arsita dinauntru la barbati. nu stiu daca si la femei. se pare ca vom avea mai mult morning wood si night wood [cool]

Morning wood

Morning wood

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