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Loc de dat cu capu'

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Postby lili_ang » Tue Jun 20, 2006 3:12 pm

La 5 am marea intalnire cu idiotul. Abia astept, deja sunt in fibrilatii, m-am pregatit din toate punctele de vede pentru "spectacol" cu porcu'. [czid] [czid] [czid] SIGUR iese cu scantei ca prea m-a calcat pe nervu' nervos. [czid]
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Postby ella-o » Tue Jun 20, 2006 4:50 pm

Maaaaaaaama ce sperietura am tras ieri,dar nu ma dau eu [czid] ,da l-as da pe cumnatu sa-i vina mintea la cap!!!

Ieri,prin centrul orasului Oradea*,eram cu masina ,cumnatul la volan,eu in fata langa el si sotul in spate.|Mie mi se inchideau ochii de somn*nu dormisem vreo 30 ore)mergeam sa mancam undeva...cand ma uit printre gene,cumnatul oprise pe linia de tramvai,vad tramvaiul ca vine incet spre noi...cumnatul se uita in spate,nu stiu,cred ca eram intr-o curba...asteptam impactul...strig odata IULIAAAAAN!!!Noroc ca tramvailul s-a oprit ca am auzit ca de obicei nu opreste.Da asa rau m-am speriat,cum eram obosita si nemancata asta mai imi trebuia ca sa ma fac moale ca o carpa,am ametit si abia puteam sa mai respir...
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Postby lili_ang » Tue Jun 20, 2006 5:33 pm

Vai Ella ce faza super naspa. [czid] [czid] [czid]
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Postby ella-o » Tue Jun 20, 2006 5:44 pm

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Postby oly76 » Tue Jun 20, 2006 10:49 pm

[box] [cfev] [cfev] [cfev] [cfev] [box] [box] [box] [box] sotului ca nu s-a uitat ca laptopul cumparat ieri nu are iesire de nu stiu care si nu se potriveste mouse-ul de acasa si eu tot "frec degetul" si nu mai pooooooot!!! [czid] [czid] [czid] [czid] [czid] [czid]
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Postby ali23 » Tue Jun 20, 2006 11:05 pm

Lasa Oly...faci gimnastica ptr.miini [:D] [:D] [:D]
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Postby Anca_Cristina_Manea » Wed Jun 21, 2006 8:44 am

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Postby alovel » Wed Jun 21, 2006 9:12 am

Eu [box] la astia care-mi schimba iar bordurile.
Vin eu aseara cu masina si pe toata lungimea strazii mele (pe care parcam), scoase bordurile si puse in mijlocul drumului. Dec, nema locuri de parcare [czid] .
Asa ca am parcat pe stradutza de langa bloc, pe locul cuiva desigur. [:D] Cand a auzit sotul s-a panicat rau: ca daca se supara "titularul" locului de parcare !!! Ete-na , ce eu nu m-am suparat !
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Postby Anca_Cristina_Manea » Wed Jun 21, 2006 9:36 am

si eu pt ca de o luna si ceva zugravim si renovam in casa si nu se mai termina, mai avem balconul si baia.................si saptamana asta mesterul nu vineeeeeeeeeeeeeeee [czid] [czid] [czid] si m-am saturat de praffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff [cfev] [cfev] [cfev] , poate pana in dec terminam ca la noi asa se intampla, acum trei ani cand am pus centrala si termopane si am zugravit a durat din august pana in nov cu o saptamana inainte sa vin eu acasa din maternitate cu Vladut!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [cfev] [cfev] [box]
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Postby oly76 » Wed Jun 21, 2006 10:37 am

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